Tag: "Rule 5"
What? I’m Making an Erudite Point About Body Image Here!
Kim Kardashian naked in the latest edition of Harper’s Bazaar? Well, okay, Internet, if you insist! Some might wonder why I, a respected blogger of substantial intellectual heft and impeccable rhetorical style, would stoop to linking a story about Kim Kardashian naked in a major glossy magazine. To those people, I can only say…Rule 5. [...]
Kucinich Flips: Presidential Pressure or a Doghouse Threat? (I Vote Doghouse)
Is it just me or does Dennis Kucinich look like someone’s off-stage holding a gun on him? Kucinich announced yesterday that he will be voting for the ginormous Obamacare bill even though it violates about a bazillion of his most cherished progressive principles. Okay, he didn’t say that last part, but you can read that [...]
A Reason to Get Behind Global Warming? Nice Basses!
We can take away three things from this post by by friend Paula. 1) Jay Inslee is a twit whose power has gone straight to his bloated head. 2) The only answer the Cult of Global Warming has to hard evidence that the globe is not warming is the same old progressive tactic of trotting [...]
Best Body in Britain? You Bet!
British women have very good taste. Kate Winslet has the celebrity body most desired by British women, a survey has found. The Oscar-winning actress scored 16 per cent of the vote, pipping equally shapely Kelly Brook to second place with 15 per cent. And skeletal stars Victoria Beckham and Kate Moss finished bottom of the [...]
The Dour Nuns of Newsweek Try to Solve the Palin Problem
Ed Driscoll catches Newsweek engaging in some Rule 5 action to move a few more copies off the newsstands. He notes that the magazine’s circulation is swirling the bowl and hasn’t gotten any better since it’s become The Barack Obama Butt-Smooching Weekly. Keep in mind, as you read Newsweek’s headline that Maria wasn’t actually a [...]
Rule 5 Sunday – A Lovely Smile on a Lovely Woman
I haven’t played in the fields of Rule 5 blogging for a long while and it’s probably time I tried my hand at it again. My problem is, there are so many truly lovely women to admire that choosing just one is like picking the very best jellybean out of a ten pound bag of [...]
Apparently, Adding a Black Bikini Really Brings Out Greedo’s Avarice
It’s been a while since I did any Rule 5 blogging, and for that I’m sorry. I’ve been remiss in celebrating the beauty and grace of the female form. I’m pretty sure this will make up for everything, though. I know you’re going to want to thank me for this, so let me stop you. [...]
Rule 5 Sunday Goes Old-School
Thanks to James Lileks’ review of an old Glenn Ford black and white mystery movie, I was reacquainted with Geraldine Brooks. She’s definitely not a household name, but I’ll bet that you’d recognize her once you saw her on the screen. I’m kind of sad that I had forgotten her, really. She had “it”, whatever [...]
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