Oh, Mr. President, the things you say when you’re not reading canned speeches off a screen in front of you. Our Commenter-in-Chief spent this morning on “The View” having a little chit-chat with the Four Yentas of the Apocalypse. Things appeared to be going along rather swimmingly until he delved into the issue of race. [...]
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On January 23, 2010, President Obama made a solemn pinky promise with America to protect us from “special interests” that would turn this wonderful country into, well, something really awful. Indeed, he gave his speech a special title, just to make sure we were clear on his stance against “special interests”. WEEKLY ADDRESS: President Obama [...]
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I must admit, I’m baffled by how this administration is using the Justice Department to uphold our Constitution. We have gotten a pretty confusing message in the past few days from what behaviors Eric Holder and President Obama have sanctioned and what they want to prevent. For example, it is quite all right with this [...]
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Today, the President stepped to the mic at the G20 summit, hitched up his pants, and called out everyone who has been demanding that he do something about the ridiculous debt he’s racked up in the past year and a half or so. Somehow people say, why are you doing that, I’m not sure that’s [...]
Oh, I’m sorry, Mr. President. Is our desire to not blow up our budget like a cement truck in a Mythbusters episode boring you? President Obama lost patience Saturday with Senate Republicans who have insisted that a $100 billion spending package be paid for so that it does not add to the deficit, accusing the [...]
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President Obama, May 26, 2010: And let me reiterate: We will not rest until this well is shut, the environment is repaired, and the cleanup is complete. President Obama, May 27, 2010: And I know that doesn’t lessen the enormous sense of anger and frustration felt by people on the Gulf and so many Americans. [...]
All you really need to know about last night’s super-important Presidential Oval Office speech you can get from these two paragraphs: On April 20th, an explosion ripped through BP’s Deepwater Horizon drilling rig, about forty miles off the coast of Louisiana. Eleven workers lost their lives. Seventeen others were injured. And soon, nearly a mile [...]
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Tonight, President Barack Obama will address the nation on the matter of the oil spill that’s threatening to utterly destroy his Presidency…oops! Did I say that? I meant to say that the oil spill is threatening to destroy the Gulf Coast for at least the next decade. I don’t know how I could have mistaken [...]
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