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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Joe Biden walks into a wealthy Wall Street donor’s fundraiser… …what? You mean you already know the punch line? Oh, you can’t. Yes, I know Biden is the John Henry of gaffes, so skilled and tireless in his ignorance that he could out-gaffe the finest gaffe-making machine [...]
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He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him!
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They told me if I voted for John McCain, government officials would imprison reporters to keep their doing secret…and they were right!* The White House website proudly says ‘President Obama is committed to creating the most open and accessible administration in American history.’ But try telling Vice President Joe Biden’s staff that, after they held [...]
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If you had an anger management problem, to whom would you turn for help? I, like most ordinary sane people, would look for someone who had mastered calmness, who could turn an insult into a biting humorous retort, and who could diffuse a tense situation with calmness and confidence. In other words, most of us [...]
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I admit there’s a part of me that hopes we get a second term of Barack Obama just so we can enjoy another four years of brain-injuring comments from our revered Vice President, Joltin’ Joe Biden. Witness his keen grasp of the history of the the world since 1800. “Every single great idea that has [...]
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I’m not going to say that this election season, and the boatloads of horrible poll numbers, have gotten to Democrats, but Joe Biden does seem a bit brittle here, doesn’t he? Vice President Biden jokingly expressed his frustration toward Republicans on Tuesday, accusing them of having insincere concerns about the budget deficit. Biden jokingly said [...]
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The administration has been spending a lot of time and cash recently to push the story that the Vote Buying Act Stimulus Bill has been a rousing success. Joe Biden has launched a nationwide Recoverpalooza tour in yet another attempt to pull up poll numbers so low that they can only be heard clearly by [...]
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Good news, everyone! The Vice President says that the millions of people drawing unemployment checks since the Stimulus Bill passed is proof positive that the administration’s plans are working. I guess by that measure we should be commissioning new versions of “Happy Days Are Here Again” because, according to the chart Duane Lester found, we’re [...]
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If I were inclined to pity the President at all, it would be because he has to live every day with the knowledge that he can’t detain Joe Biden at Guantanamo Bay, far from any television cameras. But I can’t pity him all that much when he lets the Gaffer-in-Chief sit down for a lengthy [...]
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Andrew Malcolm, who is rapidly becoming one of my favorite bloggers, has the best post headline I’ve seen in a week. Vice President Joe Biden survives visit to Wilimington Amtrak station Of course, I’m glad he didn’t contract Captain Porky, or whatever the heck we’re calling this flu bug. I am distressed, though, that he [...]
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