Tag: "Elections"
Where in the World is Stacy McCainiego?
You know that recurring joke on The Simpsons where, right before they head out to come other country, one of them yells “The Simpsons are going to [wherever they're going]“? I’m guessing that Stacy McCain is one road trip away from being able to do that himself. He’s not even been back a whole week [...]
Our Long National Embarassment Has Now Begun
If you happen to see four guys on horseback riding through the skies tomorrow, don’t worry. It’s just the freaking Apocalypse. MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (CNN) — A state election board on Monday will announce Democrat Al Franken has defeated Republican incumbent Norm Coleman in Minnesota’s U.S. Senate race, state officials told CNN Sunday. The canvassing board [...]
You Don’t Know Mike Duncan, But He Should Be Fired
I bet that none of you right now can tell me who Mike Duncan is. That’s a problem, if you’re a Republican. On the other hand, I bet that most of you can tell me who Howard Dean is. If you can’t, I’ll help you out. Howard Dean is the guy who led Democrats to [...]
Will Kennedy Accept the Senate Seat Once She Learns That It Involves Work?
I really need help understanding what recommends Caroline Kennedy for the US Senate. She’s never run for any elected office ever – not even President of her local PTA. Her main accomplishment seems to be that she sprang from the uterus of a Kennedy. She’s held legacy executive positions at institutions bearing her last name [...]
Canada’s Coming Coup?
Imagine what would happen if, sometime in 2010, the leaders of the Republican and Libertarian parties walked into the White House and told him that he has to resign because they were taking control of the government. Imagine if they really could do this. That’s pretty much what could happen in Canada if the collected [...]
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