Tag: "Domestic Terrorism"
The TSA: Keeping You Safe from Teenagers’ Purses and Little Old Ladies
Why do we allow the TSA to continue to exist? This is a serious question, folks. There isn’t a person alive who can name one terrorist the TSA has caught, not one plot the agency’s automatons have thwarted with their rigid adherence to rules built by brainless bureaucrats.
The Delivery Presents – Gropes, Gripes, and the Spazmotron
They say times flies when you’re having fun and, well, Episode 66 felt like we were on a short clock. You’re going to like hearing what my guest Molly Teichmann had to say about everything from the new TSA pat-down policy to Dancing with the Stars and her desire for me to become a rap [...]
Is the TSA Really Listening to Us, Or Just Waiting Us Out?
The TSA has been under a lot of heat recently as travelers have told story after story of abuse — and there really is no other word to describe a system that leaves a cancer survivor weeping and soaked in his own urine — at the hands of those who work for us. TSA Administrator [...]
The TSA’s Arrogance Could Benefit Us Yet
tIf you have not been keeping up with the quickly-growing scandal over the Transportation Security Agency’s new security measures, you’ve missed quite a lot in the last week. Let me give you a quick summary. The TSA rolled out some shiny new machines that can scan through your clothes and give agents a good look [...]
Feds Arrest Man Who Was Planning Attack on DC Subway System. No Word If He’s Catholic or Lutheran Yet.
Whether we like it or not, there’s still a war on. Authorities say a Virginia man took surveillance footage of three Metro stations in Arlington and passed the images to federal investigators posing as al Qaeda operatives as part of a sting operation to designed to disrupt attacks authorities say the man was planning. Farooque [...]
I Voted For John McCain And All I Got Was this Stupid Internet Surveillance Program
They told me if I voted for John McCain, the government would ramp up its monitoring of the Internet and they were right*! The U.S. government is launching an expansive program dubbed “Perfect Citizen” to detect cyber assaults on private U.S. companies and government agencies running critical infrastructure such as the electricity grid and nuclear [...]
On Car Bombs and Journalistic Boobs
I see this morning that authorities have arrested the guy who tried to blow up a car bomb in Times Square over the weekend.Contrary to the suspicions of Chief Inspector Bloomberg, the suspect was not Glenn Beck. He is, as it happens, a naturalized American citizen by way of Pakistan (“Pock-ee-stahn” in Obama dialect) named [...]
I Won’t Take A Lecture on Morals From Him Either
The former President of the United States has a message for those of us hyper-violent Americans who can not distinguish between dissent (which used to be the ultimate form of patriotism until January 20, 2009) and blowing up a government building. He doesn’t say who he thinks those Americans are because…well, that takes more courage [...]
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