Tag: "Democrats"
Beware the Dreaded Brown Note!
I swear, I thought this story was a joke when I first read it on Michelle Malkin’s site last week. No, apparently, it’s hit the mainstream. The leftist flakes planning on running rampant at the coming Democratic convention in Denver are trembling at the bowels in fear that the authorities will whip out the super-secret [...]
Bush Lied? Once and For All, No.
I really can’t believe that after six years, a couple or three Congressional commissions, documentaries, in-depth news reporting, and a horde of bloggers digging up quotes and poring through reports, Democrats are still gnawing on the dessicated bone of pre-war intelligence and the hoary “Bush lied” slogan. Even a junkyard dog knows when the marrow’s [...]
And They Want My Healthcare, Too?
The Senate is going to finally privatize its cafeteria because the food and service is so bad that Senators and staffers actually prefer to walk across the street to the House’s cafeteria. The privatization is expected to make the Senate just under a million dollars in its first year, improve service, and provide better food. [...]
Pelosi Threatenes to turn This Primary Around and Go Right Back Home if You Kids Don’t Settle Down Back There!
You Democrats had better get your act together. If you don’t, Nancy Pelosi’s going to ground the whole bunch of you and put you to bed without any supper. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she will step in if necessary to make sure the presidential nomination fight between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama does [...]
“Oh crap, maybe I shouldn’t have said we stretched the facts. Oh crap, maybe I shouldn’t have said they ate up our sweet, sweet lies. Oh crap….”
Who is Paul Kanjorski? 1) A character from one of Frank Herbert’s Dune books. 2) The inventor of the modern helicopter. 3) A member of the House of Representatives who, on Christmas Day, will find himself a couple hundred Christmas cards short because his fellow Democrats crossed him off their lists. If you said 3), [...]
Democrats Came to Give a Lecture, But Went to School Instead
Yesterday, the panjandrums of the Senate summoned the executives of the oil biggest oil companies to them to explain why they were inflicting such suffering on the American people. They didn’t get what they expected. Though they were appropriately meek, the executives took the opportunity to school the Senators in basic economics and how the [...]
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