Tag: "Chris Matthews"
Thank You, Chris Matthews, For Sparing Our Sanity
If you were outside earlier this evening you might have felt an unusually-strong gust of wind. That wasn’t a passing low-pressure system. It was the entire State of Pennsylvania breathing a huge sigh of relief that Chris Matthews has decided not to run for the Senate in 2010. Matthews should be commended for putting the [...]
When Reading the News is Like Accidentally Peeking in on a Cybersex Session
Front page of the Washington Post today. Page A01. Being elected president forces a man to take inventory of his life, so Barack Obama has trimmed his schedule to the bare essentials. He’s not in the White House yet, but gone are the hours he once spent reading novels, watching television and obsessing over the [...]
Chris Matthews Exhausts Himself Not Praising Sarah Palin
Alleged journalist Chris Matthews narrowly averted collapsing on the set of Hardball tonight by not praising Sarah Palin. At the end of a grueling few seconds during which Matthews was forced to listen to guest Roger “Not the Good One” Simon note that Sarah Palin indeed has a personality, Matthews groaned that it was hard [...]
OMFGBBQ!!!1!1 Sarah Palin’s Husband and Eldest Son Not Registered Republicans
When the MSM has gotten tired of wondering absently on every freaking newscast for the next month is Sarah Palin’s two years as Governor is enough experience, expect this to be the next line of attack. The Republican Party is in such bad shape that the VP nominee’s husband and oldest son aren’t even registered [...]
Last Night’s Media Orgy, Starring Barack Obama at Malcolm McDowell
From the looks of things last night, the prostitutes that flooded the city looking for new business weren’t the only ones whoring themselves out. Barack Obama couldn’t have picked a better set. The architecture perfectly matched the MSM’s attempt to reenact the orgy scene from Caligula. First you had Chris Matthews defending his thrilled leg [...]
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