Tag: Barack Obama

Mr. President, Let Me Introduce You to the Men Who Fought the Taliban from Horseback

Mr. President, Let Me Introduce You to the Men Who Fought the Taliban from Horseback

| October 23, 2012 | Reply

Monday night, Mitt Romney noted that our Navy is at its smallest strength since 1917. The President responded thusly: “You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916…Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military’s changed. We had these things […]

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Latest Desperate Fundraising Effort: Have a Yard Sale for Obama

Latest Desperate Fundraising Effort: Have a Yard Sale for Obama

| September 21, 2012 | Reply

Earlier this year, the Obama campaign, in an effort to get creative with its fundraising, began asking supporters who were about to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary, or those who were about to tie the knot, to consider enrolling in the Obama Event Registry. “Instead of another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends […]

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Michelle Malkin's Passionate Response to White House: These Optics Suck!

Michelle Malkin's Passionate Response to White House: These Optics Suck!

| September 12, 2012 | 1 Reply

In case you missed Michelle Malkin’s appearance on Fox News Channel’s Hannity show tonight, it was the most passionate response I’ve seen yet to the Obama administration’s poor response regarding the attack on the Egyptian consulate and the U.S. Embassy in Libya. These optics suck, White House! I mean, we have 4 Americans who are […]

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The Delivery Presents – Barack Obama and William Howard Taft, Together Again!

The Delivery Presents – Barack Obama and William Howard Taft, Together Again!

| May 28, 2012 | 1 Reply

So let me see if I have this right. Barack Obama is the first actually black President, the first gay President, and (now it can be told in Episode 148) also the first time-traveling President. It’s true! I reveal the stunning truth, History Channel-style, in the first half of the show. Alas, my hair is […]

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I Don't Even Think The President Looked Up the Word "Fight" in a Dictionary

I Don't Even Think The President Looked Up the Word "Fight" in a Dictionary

| June 17, 2011 | Reply

We have a law called the War Powers Act. It says, essentially, that the President can hop in that boss muscle car we call the United States Military and take it for a spin pretty much any time he wants, but if he’s going to take it on a long trip, he has to come […]

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Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Botox of Pelosi

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Botox of Pelosi

| July 30, 2009 | 6 Replies

The mask Botox has slipped (via David Freddoso). “It’s almost immoral what they are doing,” [Speaker Nancy] Pelosi said to reporters, referring to insurance companies. “Of course they’ve been immoral all along in how they have treated the people that they insure,” she said, adding, “They are the villains. They have been part of the […]

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Obama Dozed, People Froze?

Obama Dozed, People Froze?

| January 31, 2009 | 42 Replies

Has anyone seen FEMA lately? It seems we have people dying by the dozens in the midwest, where they’ve been freezing to death for a few days. Local officials are calling out the Federal government for its notable lack of response. Meanwhile, the uncertainty of when power might be restored had many appealing for help. […]

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Next, The Story About How Delicious Barack Is In His Jams

Next, The Story About How Delicious Barack Is In His Jams

| December 29, 2008 | 2 Replies

There are exactly three reasons a man should wear his ball cap backwards: 1) he’s playing catcher and he need to put on his facemask; 2) he has to get his head down into the engine of the car and he doesn’t want the brim in his way; and 3) he’s really a ten year […]

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Let's Stop Using Teddy Roosevelt as a Role Model, Please.

Let's Stop Using Teddy Roosevelt as a Role Model, Please.

| December 27, 2008 | Reply

I’m not sure why so many conservatives are enamored of Teddy Roosevelt. Actually, that’s not true. I understand why conservatives are enamored of the legend of Roosevelt. His personal rugged individualism and his military exploits appeal to conservatives who like their heroes rough and tough and a bit brash. The problem is, his individualism extended […]

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I'd Rather Boot Friedman than Reboot America

I'd Rather Boot Friedman than Reboot America

| December 24, 2008 | Reply

So here I am, listening to Ella Fitzgerald’s Christmas Album and browsing memeorandum when I come across this giant chunk of silliness from Thomas Friedman. Read the whole thing if you like, but I just want to swoop in and knock down a few low-hanging fruit. First, it’s patently ridiculous to say that Chinese people […]

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