Tag: "Al Franken"
“Waaaaaaah!”, He Objected
If you’ve ever wondered what, exactly, is meant by the saying “Elections have consequences”, I give you the only explanation you will ever need: Senator Al Franken. Witness his latest petulant act as he denies Joe Lieberman, the left’s newest person to blame for why they can’t cram government-run health care down our throats, a [...]
GOP Loses Senate Seat to Misogynist Clown. Nicely Done, Guys.
Thanks, Republican Party. Thanks a whole heaping pile. For the next six years we’ll have to put up with this angry, nasty, misogynist, anti-Christian wretch of a human being, thanks to a fabulously wretched campaign by Norm Coleman. Seriously, if the GOP can’t beat Al Franken, who on Earth can they beat? UPDATE: Ed Driscoll [...]
In the End, What Doomed Norm Coleman Was His Leftward Drift
It’s all over but for the shouting and the randomly-fired futile lawsuit in Minnesota, where the human bag of grease and phlegm Al Franken will be that state’s newest Senator. He beat Republican Norm Coleman, who still has to be wondering what in the heck happened that let the unfunniest human being in the multiverse [...]
Our Long National Embarassment Has Now Begun
If you happen to see four guys on horseback riding through the skies tomorrow, don’t worry. It’s just the freaking Apocalypse. MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (CNN) — A state election board on Monday will announce Democrat Al Franken has defeated Republican incumbent Norm Coleman in Minnesota’s U.S. Senate race, state officials told CNN Sunday. The canvassing board [...]
Minnesota Monkey Business
There are some strange electoral shenanigans going on out in Minnesota where they just keep finding more and more ballots cast for unemployed radio talk show host and former comedian Al Franken. The guys at Power Line have been documenting the strangeness in anticipation of next week’s recount. Keep an eye on things out there. [...]
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