Tag: "2008 Election"
When You Lie Down with Weasels, You Wake a Loser
Lots of folks have written thousands of words about why John McCain didn’t win the election last October. To be sure, McCain ran an abysmal campaign. It had no compelling message, his debate performances were lackluster at best, and he refused to attack Barack Obama where he was the weakest. One of the few things [...]
In An Election Between a Squamous Socialist Abomination of Science and John McCain, I’ll Take Abomination
You know, I’d accept a Democratic super majority in the Senate for the next two years if it meant getting John McCain out of there forever. I’m serious. If he quit right now and a patchwork monster made out of the putrescent remains of Karl Marx, John Milton Keynes, Jimmy Carter, and Woodrow Wilson took [...]
I May Get Rich Yet
Well, here’s a heck of an idea for making a few bones, from James Lileks at his spiffy new screedblog site. I’m off to the Mall to sell razor blades so people can scrape off their “Question Authority” bumper stickers. Just remember: Dissent is still the highest form of patriotism. Except now it will be [...]
Vote Lando ’08!
If you don’t like how things are going thus far in the election, remember, there’s always a choice. See more funny videos at Funny or Die You have to admit. The guy does have a point. (via Ace)
Calling It A Night and a Day
Well, folks, that’s it for me until after the election. I’m tuning in to My Beloved Redskins who I’m hoping will give me warm fuzzy dreams of victory on which to sleep tonight. Tomorrow, I’m up at somewhere around 5 AM to spend the day working as a Provisional Judge at one of my local [...]
There’s A Reason We Vote
Do you remember what happened the last time the media crowned an unbeatable juggernaut? Remember wht happened the last time the media said that the underdog had absolutely no chance to win. Remember how they laughed when the stray person dared to say that the underdogs could actually win? If you’re a football fan, you [...]
Thanks Hollywood!
I would have never decided to vote without your non-sarcastic, highly-intelligent, supremely beautiful encouragement! (Thanks, John J. Miller!)
Why I Don’t Love Libertarians
I understand that these guys are supposed to be the best and brightest that Libertarianism has to offer, but please. If you want to know why I don’t give Libertarians much love despite being one myself, that article goes a very long way toward answering that question. Especially most of the answers to Question 5. [...]
That’s What You Said