Category: Manly Manliness

Link Bait? Why I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About *coughChristina Hendrickscough*!

Link Bait? Why I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About *coughChristina Hendrickscough*!

| February 17, 2010 | Reply

If there is a more jaw-droppingly beautiful actress on television than Christina Hendricks, I haven’t seen her. Every time I see her, I become more convinced that she is not, in fact, flesh and blood but a perfectly engineered android sent by nefarious forces to render me nigh-insensate. Why I should be their target I […]

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Apparently, Adding a Black Bikini Really Brings Out Greedo’s Avarice

Apparently, Adding a Black Bikini Really Brings Out Greedo’s Avarice

| August 14, 2009 | 1 Reply

It’s been a while since I did any Rule 5 blogging, and for that I’m sorry. I’ve been remiss in celebrating the beauty and grace of the female form. I’m pretty sure this will make up for everything, though. I know you’re going to want to thank me for this, so let me stop you. […]

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Happy Birthday, President Reagan

Happy Birthday, President Reagan

| February 6, 2009 | 2 Replies

I make no apologizes for my respect and affection for Ronald Reagan. I believe he is one of the greatest Presidents we have ever had and one of the finest men ever to occupy the White House. He passed away in 2004 and I lamented the loss then. I still lament it now. The Office […]

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Barack Obama Can't Even Talk Football Without Fibbing

Barack Obama Can't Even Talk Football Without Fibbing

| November 19, 2008 | Reply

Cassandra heaps well-earned scorn on our President-Elect for his desire to jump into the matter of college football playoffs with both feet because he thinks “it’s the right thing to do”. I’m more interested in a teeny-tiny factual error in the middle of his comment. “I think any sensible person would say that if you’ve […]

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"As drag races go, you will agree, this is quite a good one."

"As drag races go, you will agree, this is quite a good one."

| April 7, 2008 | Reply

Oh yes, it’s a very good one. The TV show Top Gear pitted its host in a Bugatti Veyron against a Eurofighter Typhoon jet plane. It is easily the best two-mile drag race in the history of drag racing. The only way it could be better is if there were ninjas somehow involved. And pirates. […]

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