Category: Huh? What??

Reality-Rending Quote of the Day »

“I anticipate it’s going to get even hotter, and if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen. I’m very much at home in the kitchen…”
— Hillary Clinton, on her campaign opponents and the “don’t pick on the girl” stories.

The CIA’s New Motto: Yub Nub, Eee Chop Yub Nub* »

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
This is the CIA’s new “terror-buster” logo.

*blink blink*
Lookout, Wicket! The CIA is after you!!

*If you don’t know what the post title means or if you’re pretending you don’t because if you openly admit to knowing, that really cute girl a couple cubicles away will promptly consider you a [...]

John Edwards Promises Not to Talk Until We’ve Vanquished Our Foe »

Man, those Democrats are all turning into hawks. Just look at John Edwards getting all feisty.

“I’ve been fighting these people my whole life and have beaten them my whole life…I think the time to talk to them is after you’ve beaten them.”

Great! Who are we going after? The Islamists in Iran? Syria? Saudi Arabia? Wanna [...]

John Edwards, Meet William Randolph Hurst. »

Rupert Murdoch, Number Three Monster Under the Leftists’ Beds, just bought the Wall Street Journal. It doesn’t make a much of a much to me, except that it’s prompted John Edwards to come out from under the hair dryer and flash his mad historical skillz.

He added: “The basis of a strong democracy begins [...]

Remember, Barak, The Horsies Go in an “L” Shape »

The more I hear Barak Obama, the more I’m convinced he’s not even ready to play a game of chess, much less be Commander-in-Chief. Today, he managed to trump yesterday’s “Wait…what?” moment with an even bigger one.

WASHINGTON (AP) - Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama said Thursday he would not use nuclear weapons “in any circumstance”.
“I [...]

Obama: What the Heck. Let’s Invade Pakistan! »

Wait…what??

In a strikingly bold speech about terrorism scheduled for this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Sen. Barack Obama will call not only for a withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq, but a redeployment of troops into Afghanistan and even Pakistan — with or without the permission of Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf.
“I understand that President [...]

The Worst Thing You’ll Read All Week »

It’s been a long time since reading the newpaper actually caused me to recoil. Even when reading about politics and all the rancor that comes with it, I still don’t find myself repelled by most of the peoplle involved in it. I don’t like a single thing about Howard Dean’s politics or Ted Kennedy’s or [...]

DeLay: We’ve Got a Nice, Lean Government Here! »

Tom DeLay is flat-out delusional today.

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay said yesterday that Republicans have done so well in cutting spending that he declared an “ongoing victory,” and said there is simply no fat left to cut in the federal budget.
Mr. DeLay was defending Republicans’ choice to borrow money and add [...]