Category: Huh? What??

Amazing Video: I’ve Heard of Turkey

| November 30, 2007 | Comments (0)

Oh, my Dear, Sweet Lord. That woman simply can not be for real. She had to have been putting us on. It’s a good thing she’s cute, or she would have starved to death in a ditch by now. I mean, she actually thought that Budapest was the capital of France? Like she had never [...]

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Confused Puppy Dog Graphics Winner: Congressman David Obey!

| November 6, 2007 | Comments (1)

Say what?? If violence is decreasing in Iraq, it may be because insurgents “are running out of people to kill,” House Appropriations Committee Chairman David Obey (D-Wis.) said Monday. “There are fewer targets of opportunity,” Obey said in a speech to the National Press Club. Someone - I don’t care who it is at this [...]

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Abortion, Nazis, and Carrots. What??

| November 4, 2007 | Comments (0)

So long as embarrassing columns like this one keep masquerading as a reasoned argument, we’re never going to satisfactorily solve the abortion debate in this country. How ridiculous is the column? Well, here’s one of the author’s big arguments: Harvesting carrots, on a consistent pro-life hypothesis, would constitute something of a massacre. Ooooooooookay. If that [...]

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Reality-Rending Quote of the Day

| November 4, 2007 | Comments (0)

“I anticipate it’s going to get even hotter, and if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen. I’m very much at home in the kitchen…” — Hillary Clinton, on her campaign opponents and the “don’t pick on the girl” stories.

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The CIA’s New Motto: Yub Nub, Eee Chop Yub Nub*

| October 22, 2007 | Comments (1)

Oh, you have got to be kidding me. This is the CIA’s new “terror-buster” logo. *blink blink* Lookout, Wicket! The CIA is after you!! *If you don’t know what the post title means or if you’re pretending you don’t because if you openly admit to knowing, that really cute girl a couple cubicles away will [...]

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John Edwards Promises Not to Talk Until We’ve Vanquished Our Foe

| August 8, 2007 | Comments (0)

Man, those Democrats are all turning into hawks. Just look at John Edwards getting all feisty. “I’ve been fighting these people my whole life and have beaten them my whole life…I think the time to talk to them is after you’ve beaten them.” Great! Who are we going after? The Islamists in Iran? Syria? Saudi [...]

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John Edwards, Meet William Randolph Hurst.

| August 2, 2007 | Comments (0)

Rupert Murdoch, Number Three Monster Under the Leftists’ Beds, just bought the Wall Street Journal. It doesn’t make a much of a much to me, except that it’s prompted John Edwards to come out from under the hair dryer and flash his mad historical skillz. He added: “The basis of a strong democracy begins and [...]

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Remember, Barak, The Horsies Go in an “L” Shape

| August 2, 2007 | Comments (2)

The more I hear Barak Obama, the more I’m convinced he’s not even ready to play a game of chess, much less be Commander-in-Chief. Today, he managed to trump yesterday’s “Wait…what?” moment with an even bigger one. WASHINGTON (AP) - Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama said Thursday he would not use nuclear weapons “in any [...]

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