Category: Vice President Joseph Biden

Biden Risks Life and Limb to Praise Pork Project

Biden Risks Life and Limb to Praise Pork Project

| May 4, 2009 | Reply

Andrew Malcolm, who is rapidly becoming one of my favorite bloggers, has the best post headline I’ve seen in a week. Vice President Joe Biden survives visit to Wilimington Amtrak station Of course, I’m glad he didn’t contract Captain Porky, or whatever the heck we’re calling this flu bug. I am distressed, though, that he […]

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Wow, We Really Dodged a Bullet There, Huh?

Wow, We Really Dodged a Bullet There, Huh?

| April 30, 2009 | Reply

Yeah, we’d be much better off with that brainless chillbilly as our Vice President right now. “I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now,” Biden said when Matt Lauer asked whether he would advise family members to use public transportation. “I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in […]

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Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances "Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics"

Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances "Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics"

| March 19, 2009 | 3 Replies

The President decided that it’d be a smashing idea to take his smooth rhetoric and unflappable mien to the Tonight Show and there woo America back to his side after two months of solid trainwreck. I’m guessing he should have taken his teleprompter with him. His Jedi-like speaking skills seem to have abandoned him during […]

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Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances “Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics”

Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances “Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics”

| March 19, 2009 | 3 Replies

The President decided that it’d be a smashing idea to take his smooth rhetoric and unflappable mien to the Tonight Show and there woo America back to his side after two months of solid trainwreck. I’m guessing he should have taken his teleprompter with him. His Jedi-like speaking skills seem to have abandoned him during […]

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VP Biden, So Tough He Doesn't Need URLs (and Neither Do You)!

VP Biden, So Tough He Doesn't Need URLs (and Neither Do You)!

| February 25, 2009 | Reply

Who can blame Vice President Biden for getting confused. Those web site numbers are so darned difficult to remember, aren’t they? That’s why the rest of the web-surfing world switched over to those easy to remember names like “recovery.gov” But not Joe Biden. You want to access his web site? You’ll do it Joe’s way, […]

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VP Biden, So Tough He Doesn’t Need URLs (and Neither Do You)!

VP Biden, So Tough He Doesn’t Need URLs (and Neither Do You)!

| February 25, 2009 | Reply

Who can blame Vice President Biden for getting confused. Those web site numbers are so darned difficult to remember, aren’t they? That’s why the rest of the web-surfing world switched over to those easy to remember names like “recovery.gov” But not Joe Biden. You want to access his web site? You’ll do it Joe’s way, […]

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Joe Biden, A Blogger's Dream

Joe Biden, A Blogger's Dream

| January 21, 2009 | 3 Replies

If you had “one day” in the Joe Biden VP Gaffe Pool, collect your winnings! That didn’t take long. During his first full day in office, Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. made a jarring verbal gaffe, shooting a public dig at the chief justice of the United States that left President Obama grim-faced. When […]

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Joe Biden, A Blogger’s Dream

Joe Biden, A Blogger’s Dream

| January 21, 2009 | 3 Replies

If you had “one day” in the Joe Biden VP Gaffe Pool, collect your winnings! That didn’t take long. During his first full day in office, Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. made a jarring verbal gaffe, shooting a public dig at the chief justice of the United States that left President Obama grim-faced. When […]

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