Category: Joe Biden

Joe Biden, the Sobering Reminder of Who Will Run Your Health Care

Joe Biden, the Sobering Reminder of Who Will Run Your Health Care

| March 20, 2012 | 4 Replies

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Joe Biden walks into a wealthy Wall Street donor’s fundraiser… …what? You mean you already know the punch line? Oh, you can’t. Yes, I know Biden is the John Henry of gaffes, so skilled and tireless in his ignorance that he could out-gaffe the finest gaffe-making machine […]

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Biden: Bring Me the Head of Jason Mattera!

Biden: Bring Me the Head of Jason Mattera!

| October 25, 2011 | 1 Reply

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him!

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In this Administration, Freedom of the Press Isn't Allowed to Come Out of the Closet

In this Administration, Freedom of the Press Isn't Allowed to Come Out of the Closet

| March 27, 2011 | 2 Replies

They told me if I voted for John McCain, government officials would imprison reporters to keep their doing secret…and they were right!* The White House website proudly says ‘President Obama is committed to creating the most open and accessible administration in American history.’ But try telling Vice President Joe Biden’s staff that, after they held […]

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Olbermann: I’m So Righteous, Joe Biden Even Came to Me for Help

Olbermann: I’m So Righteous, Joe Biden Even Came to Me for Help

| November 7, 2010 | 2 Replies

If you had an anger management problem, to whom would you turn for help? I, like most ordinary sane people, would look for someone who had mastered calmness, who could turn an insult into a biting humorous retort, and who could diffuse a tense situation with calmness and confidence. In other words, most of us […]

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Joe Biden, Borscht Belt Smash Hit!

Joe Biden, Borscht Belt Smash Hit!

| October 6, 2010 | 2 Replies

I’m not going to say that this election season, and the boatloads of horrible poll numbers, have gotten to Democrats, but Joe Biden does seem a bit brittle here, doesn’t he? Vice President Biden jokingly expressed his frustration toward Republicans on Tuesday, accusing them of having insincere concerns about the budget deficit. Biden jokingly said […]

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Joe Biden’s Wacky, Mixed-Up Economic Stimulus Fantasy Land

Joe Biden’s Wacky, Mixed-Up Economic Stimulus Fantasy Land

| July 5, 2009 | 2 Replies

If I were inclined to pity the President at all, it would be because he has to live every day with the knowledge that he can’t detain Joe Biden at Guantanamo Bay, far from any television cameras. But I can’t pity him all that much when he lets the Gaffer-in-Chief sit down for a lengthy […]

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I Guess The Change Will Be Incremental

I Guess The Change Will Be Incremental

| November 18, 2008 | Reply

If the new administration is going to be all about “change” how come I keep seeing the same last names popping up? Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden will not accept an appointment to the Senate to replace his father, according to knowledgeable state sources, a decision that scrambles the race to to replace the vice […]

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Gafffetastic Joe – The Robert Johnson of Politics?

Gafffetastic Joe – The Robert Johnson of Politics?

| November 4, 2008 | Reply

Allah really wants to know how Joe “The Human Gaffe Machine” Biden can say something like this and still be just a few hours away from the Vice Presidency. “I think we’ve run a really good campaign,” Biden said Monday. “And for all the stuff about gaffes, I don’t think there have been any real […]

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Biden Says a Vote for Obama Means a Vote for Immediate Crisis but Our Faith Will Make It All Okay

Biden Says a Vote for Obama Means a Vote for Immediate Crisis but Our Faith Will Make It All Okay

| October 21, 2008 | 2 Replies

Joe Biden really is a gold mine of fumbly-tongued inanity and ridiculous boastfulness. The good news is that, as the Vice Presidential nominee, he feels compelled to talk a lot. The bad news is that he could very well end up being Vice President if Barack Obama is elected which, as he says, will immediately […]

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Joe Biden Smears John McCain over "race" and "terrorism".

Joe Biden Smears John McCain over "race" and "terrorism".

| October 13, 2008 | Reply

Ah, Joe Biden. Always the voice of reason and honesty, isn’t he? Sen. Joe Biden said Monday that the tenor of the presidential campaign has gone “over the edge” and that if John McCain continues to push some lines of attack against Barack Obama he may regret it “for the rest of his life.” Talking […]

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