Category: Joe Biden
In this Administration, Freedom of the Press Isn’t Allowed to Come Out of the Closet
They told me if I voted for John McCain, government officials would imprison reporters to keep their doing secret…and they were right!* The White House website proudly says ‘President Obama is committed to creating the most open and accessible administration in American history.’ But try telling Vice President Joe Biden’s staff that, after they held [...]
Olbermann: I’m So Righteous, Joe Biden Even Came to Me for Help
If you had an anger management problem, to whom would you turn for help? I, like most ordinary sane people, would look for someone who had mastered calmness, who could turn an insult into a biting humorous retort, and who could diffuse a tense situation with calmness and confidence. In other words, most of us [...]
Joe Biden, Borscht Belt Smash Hit!
I’m not going to say that this election season, and the boatloads of horrible poll numbers, have gotten to Democrats, but Joe Biden does seem a bit brittle here, doesn’t he? Vice President Biden jokingly expressed his frustration toward Republicans on Tuesday, accusing them of having insincere concerns about the budget deficit. Biden jokingly said [...]
Joe Biden’s Wacky, Mixed-Up Economic Stimulus Fantasy Land
If I were inclined to pity the President at all, it would be because he has to live every day with the knowledge that he can’t detain Joe Biden at Guantanamo Bay, far from any television cameras. But I can’t pity him all that much when he lets the Gaffer-in-Chief sit down for a lengthy [...]
I Guess The Change Will Be Incremental
If the new administration is going to be all about “change” how come I keep seeing the same last names popping up? Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden will not accept an appointment to the Senate to replace his father, according to knowledgeable state sources, a decision that scrambles the race to to replace the vice [...]
Gafffetastic Joe – The Robert Johnson of Politics?
Allah really wants to know how Joe “The Human Gaffe Machine” Biden can say something like this and still be just a few hours away from the Vice Presidency. “I think we’ve run a really good campaign,” Biden said Monday. “And for all the stuff about gaffes, I don’t think there have been any real [...]
Biden Says a Vote for Obama Means a Vote for Immediate Crisis but Our Faith Will Make It All Okay
Joe Biden really is a gold mine of fumbly-tongued inanity and ridiculous boastfulness. The good news is that, as the Vice Presidential nominee, he feels compelled to talk a lot. The bad news is that he could very well end up being Vice President if Barack Obama is elected which, as he says, will immediately [...]
That’s What You Said