Category: Hillary!

Gosh, Who Knew that a Couple Debate Moderators Doing Their Jobs Would Cause So Much Trouble!

Gosh, Who Knew that a Couple Debate Moderators Doing Their Jobs Would Cause So Much Trouble!

| April 17, 2008 | 4 Replies

I decided last night that I’d much rather watch a repeat of Ghost Hunters than subject myself to the ten squidillionth Democratic debate. Oof, did that turn out to be a bad decision. Ghost Hunters was a bust and the debate ended up being the most entertaining in many, many months. The moderators, Charlie Gibson […]

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Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been, A Convention Delegate?

Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been, A Convention Delegate?

| April 10, 2008 | Reply

Why not just make everyone swear a loyalty oath instead of all the cloak and dagger games? If your goal is absolute compliance, at least a loyalty oath has a certain amount of enforceability built into it. Locked in a race with an uncertain outcome, representatives for both camps this week directed the California Democratic […]

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It's 3 A.M. Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain. Which Candidate Took So Long to Bake It?

It's 3 A.M. Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain. Which Candidate Took So Long to Bake It?

| April 2, 2008 | 1 Reply

It’s 3 A.M. again and apparently no one in the White House knows how to call the President at normal hours. This time the crisis is home mortgages which, as we all know, require lightning-quick reflexes lest the entire country find themselves homeless when the sun rises. As we all know, that slacker John McCain […]

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If She Can't Pay Her Health Care Bill Now…

If She Can't Pay Her Health Care Bill Now…

| March 31, 2008 | 3 Replies

Hillary Clinton sure seems to be in favor of universal health care. Her campaign, on the other hand, seems less than faithful about paying its health care bills, though. Among the debts reported this month by Hillary Rodham Clinton’s struggling presidential campaign, the $292,000 in unpaid health insurance premiums for her campaign staff stands out. […]

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What Hillary Should Be Saying Today

What Hillary Should Be Saying Today

| March 25, 2008 | 4 Replies

Someone needs to tell Senator Clinton that she’s in a very deep hole right now and she should stop digging. Every explanation she’s given about her daring Tuzla run sounds worse than the last, and she seems entirely incapable of giving us a straight story. I’m a giver, though, and I want to help. If […]

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Holy Crapweasel! Someone Call the Language Police!

Holy Crapweasel! Someone Call the Language Police!

| March 24, 2008 | 4 Replies

Wait…What? It is possible to have someone charged with criminal abuse of the English language? Hillary Clinton’s top spokesman Howard Wolfson admitted on their afternoon conference call that Clinton “misspoke” in one instance last week when she described running off a tarmac in Bosnia under sniper fire. Actually, she was greeted by schoolchildren and others. […]

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