Category: President Barack Obama

Finally, Something the President Doesn’t Want to Tax

Finally, Something the President Doesn’t Want to Tax

| March 26, 2009 | 2 Replies

What happens when the President opens the floor to questions by anyone, about anything? Well, you get a ton of questions about legalizing marijuana from a few thousand unemployed stoners! The more than 92,000 people who responded either have a Cheech and Chong sense of humor or there is a deep concern in America — […]

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Pressing on a Campaign Promise

Pressing on a Campaign Promise

| March 26, 2009 | Reply

Later this morning, the President, still smarting from having to actually answer a couple non-softball questions from the normally docile MSM, will hie himself to the friendly confines of the White House where he’ll answer some fan mail. Most of the questions I’ve seen are either mash notes with a question mark at the end […]

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Getting the Leg-Thrill at CNN

Getting the Leg-Thrill at CNN

| March 25, 2009 | Reply

Whatever would we do without Senior Political Analysts to tell us that we are “no doubt” reassured by how “very comfortable” our President was last night? Mind you, Schneider posted that only 19 minutes into the press conference, after the President spent at least ten minutes reading his opening comments from the Obam-o-Tron screen in […]

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He's Starting to Make Joe Biden Sound Like Daniel Webster

He's Starting to Make Joe Biden Sound Like Daniel Webster

| March 23, 2009 | 43 Replies

Quick, say the word “Orion”. Did you get it right, with a long “eye” sound in the middle of the word and the stress on the second syllable? Of course you did. What are you, the President of the United States? The idea that led to the founding of Orion Energy Systems received a presidential […]

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He’s Starting to Make Joe Biden Sound Like Daniel Webster

He’s Starting to Make Joe Biden Sound Like Daniel Webster

| March 23, 2009 | 43 Replies

Quick, say the word “Orion”. Did you get it right, with a long “eye” sound in the middle of the word and the stress on the second syllable? Of course you did. What are you, the President of the United States? The idea that led to the founding of Orion Energy Systems received a presidential […]

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The McCain Method for Handling Progressive Proselytizers

The McCain Method for Handling Progressive Proselytizers

| March 23, 2009 | Reply

When the Obamamaniacs come to your door, like Jehovah’s Witnesses but with about half the critical thinking skills, you’ll need to be ready. Luckily, you have Stacy McCain on your side. His handy-dandy guidelines will ensure that you waste the optimal amount of the poli-cultist’s time and inject maximum doubt into their worldviews. I won’t […]

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Diplomacy With A Blunt Object

Diplomacy With A Blunt Object

| March 22, 2009 | 6 Replies

Oy vey. US President Barack Obama has indirectly praised former French president Jacques Chirac’s fierce opposition to the US-led invasion of Iraq, the online edition of the daily Le Figaro reported on Thursday. In a letter described by Chirac as ‘very nice,’ Obama wrote, ‘I am certain that we will be able to work together, […]

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Tales of Brave Ulysses, Starring Barack Obama

Tales of Brave Ulysses, Starring Barack Obama

| March 22, 2009 | 2 Replies

It looks like the President has lashed Tim Geithner to the mast like an unwilling Ancient Mariner and is steering our economy right into Charybdis’ gaping maw*. At least the President made himself recession-proof by signing a big, fat deal worth half a million dollars not to write a book just before he took the […]

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You Know What Else Bankers Are Like? Hostage Takers!

You Know What Else Bankers Are Like? Hostage Takers!

| March 19, 2009 | 2 Replies

The hits just keep on coming, don’t they? LOS ANGELES – President Barack Obama said Thursday evening that he was “stunned” to hear about the $165 million in bonuses that were paid to employees of troubled insurer AIG over the weekend, promising to do everything he could to “get these bonuses back.” “These financial industries […]

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Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances “Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics”

Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances “Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics”

| March 19, 2009 | 3 Replies

The President decided that it’d be a smashing idea to take his smooth rhetoric and unflappable mien to the Tonight Show and there woo America back to his side after two months of solid trainwreck. I’m guessing he should have taken his teleprompter with him. His Jedi-like speaking skills seem to have abandoned him during […]

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