Category: Our New Democratic Overlords

Separation Clause? Feh. He’s the Obamessiah!

Separation Clause? Feh. He’s the Obamessiah!

| September 23, 2010 | Reply

What a blazing hypocrite. With nothing else working, President Barack Obama is asking religious leaders to help him sell the public on health care reform. POLITICO listened in to an Oval Office conference call Tuesday, where Obama and top administration officials, beseeched thousands of faith-based and community organizations to preach the gospel on new insurance […]

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Inalienable? Why He Barely Knows the Meaning of the Word!

Inalienable? Why He Barely Knows the Meaning of the Word!

| September 22, 2010 | 1 Reply

It’s getting to the point where I can’t even read a Presidential speech anymore lest the depression caused by the knowledge that this hidebound yutz will plague our airwaves for two more years descends upon me like a smothering black blanket. So let me close by saying this. Long before America was even an idea, […]

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We’re Winning, But We Haven’t Won

We’re Winning, But We Haven’t Won

| September 21, 2010 | 4 Replies

Matthew Kiessling has an excellent post at Smart Girl Politics that ought to be required reading not only for Tea Party folks eager to lay a whipping on the would-be totalitarians in November, but for Democratic strategists who are wondering why their weasel-clever plans are going down harder than Lindsey Lohan on a line of […]

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Next Up for Gillibrand, Chair of the Senate Committee on Pole-Dancing?

Next Up for Gillibrand, Chair of the Senate Committee on Pole-Dancing?

| September 21, 2010 | 1 Reply

I bet when Kirsten Gillibrand learned she had been appointed to replace Hillary Clinton in the U.S. Senate, she has all sorts of visions about how it would be. She’d get to sit at the table with powerful veteran Democratic politicians as an equal, one of a powerful majority whose ideas for making America stronger […]

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Do You Not See This Bag of Money I’m Waving At You?

Do You Not See This Bag of Money I’m Waving At You?

| September 19, 2010 | Reply

This is the transcript of an actual voice mail left by a sitting member of Congress to a lobbyist from whom the member of Congress had not received the appropriate level of tribute. This is, uh, Eleanor Norton, Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Uh, I noticed that you have given to uh, other colleagues on the […]

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Two Million to Create a Job, But Nothing’s Really Wrong.

Two Million to Create a Job, But Nothing’s Really Wrong.

| September 19, 2010 | 2 Replies

Why do I dislike big progressive government so much? Let me tell you the story of Los Angeles and its Missing Money. As a result of last year’s Vote Buying Act Stimulus Bill, Los Angeles received a humongous pile of money — 111 million dollars, to be exact. The purpose of that money was to […]

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Nothing Excites Quite Like a Shiny New Logo

Nothing Excites Quite Like a Shiny New Logo

| September 17, 2010 | Reply

Earlier this week, the Democrats leaked to CNN that the head of the DNC was going to make a “major announcement” about “the future of the party” that would “excite Democrats across the country”. He unveiled the new hotness Wednesday, which turned out to be…this. Yep, that’s the thing that’s going to drive Democrats all […]

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Hey, Who’s That Staffer With the Nazi Sign?

Hey, Who’s That Staffer With the Nazi Sign?

| September 17, 2010 | 2 Replies

Remember how the MSM and the Democrats told us that the Tea Parties were the ones bringing all the Nazi signs to rallies? Remember how afraid Nancy Pelosi was of all those grandmas and soccer moms with their Nazi imagery? Well, she wasn’t so afraid that she couldn’t hire someone very comfortable with using Nazi […]

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Harry Reid Called Coons His What, Again?

Harry Reid Called Coons His What, Again?

| September 16, 2010 | 2 Replies

Creepiness, thy name is Harry Reid. “I’m going to be very honest with you — Chris Coons, everybody knows him in the Democratic caucus. He’s my pet. He’s my favorite candidate,” Reid said. “Let me tell you about him: A graduate of Yale Divinity School. Yale Law School. A two-time national debate champion. He represents […]

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White House Set a Trap for Boehner but Snared the Entire Democratic Leadership.

White House Set a Trap for Boehner but Snared the Entire Democratic Leadership.

| September 13, 2010 | 2 Replies

If the room full of Political Sooper Geniuses running the White House Message Machine got any smarter, it would suddenly burst into a blazing white light as the combined brainpower of those assembled therein transcended the mortal plane and became a hyper-intelligent gestalt being of pure intellect incapable of co-existing with mere humanity. The Message […]

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