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Mmm Mmm Mmm! Barack Strawman Perry

Jimmie | September 26, 2011 | Comments (3)

In the last debate, Rick Perry trotted a giant strawman onto the debate stage in Florida, lit it on fire, and danced around it like he was an extra in a remake of The Wicker Man. I spent a couple days trying to figure out why he’d launch such a knuckle-headed attack against at least [...]

Requiem for a DREAM Act

Jimmie | December 19, 2010 | Comments (0)

The DREAM Act, which would have provided de facto amnesty for millions of illegal immigrants died in the Senate today, which is good for all of us. We simply can not ignore our own laws, especially immigration laws, and hope to keep our nation intact. I feel for those people who were brought here illegally [...]

BREAKING: Barack Obama’s Veins Flow with the Blood of Muggles

Jimmie | October 14, 2010 | Comments (1)

It’s not enough that the tainted blood of Dick Cheney flows through the pure veins of the Obamessiah, but now this? How much more can one man endure? Do Sarah Palin and President Obama have anything in common? You betcha. The Tea Party darling and frequent critic of the President are actually cousins, albeit, 10th [...]

Look Out, Eric! The Bus is Coming!

Jimmie | July 7, 2010 | Comments (4)

This is not a paragraph to inspire confidence. The White House has said the decision to challenge Arizona’s immigration law was out of its hands, left completely up to Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. and the lawyers at the Justice Department. If the White House had any real confidence in its case, do you [...]

The New Attack on Arizona - the Myth of Increased Crime

Jimmie | May 28, 2010 | Comments (2)

The brouhaha over the Arizona immigration law continues as the forces of Those Who Do Not Read meet the general public who, interestingly enough, seem utterly unmoved by the squawks of the aforementioned Know-Nothings. The latest argument against the law is that enforcing a set of long-standing and very public laws will actually make crime [...]

Immigration Math: One Frog > Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano

Jimmie | May 23, 2010 | Comments (2)

For over a month, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has patiently endured a series of ignorant attacks from various high-ranking officials of the Obama administration against the immigration law she signed and continues to support. I say ignorant because not a single one of those officials who have been flapping their jaws about the law have [...]

Illegal Immigrants and Intolerable Ignorance

Jimmie | May 12, 2010 | Comments (2)

I’m sure this Arizona Sheriff is nothing but a ginormous bigot who wants to round up all the Mexicans and put them in cages suspended over tanks full of ravenous sharks but let’s take just a moment to examine one thing he had to say before we consign him to the Outer Hell of Racist Mexican-Haters. Last [...]

Oh Noes! It’s the Arizona Gestapo!

Jimmie | April 27, 2010 | Comments (3)

There is a lot of misinformation flying around the internet and the television airwaves about Arizona’s new immigration-enforcement law. Here are some of the things I’ve heard, or have been told, in the past two days. AZ police officers can approach anyone they want and demand “papers” from them. AZ police officers now have a [...]