The hidden treasure in this story is not that Megan Fox is delightfully strange, oh no. It’s that she could, if the stars align correctly, make the greatest show currently on television completely awesome.
Bigfoot, Leprechauns and the Loch Ness Monster are all real, according to Megan Fox.
The Hollywood bombshell opened up about the supernatural in an interview with Esquire magazine, calling herself a “believer.”
“I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns,” the “Transformers” actress told the magazine. “Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations.”
She added that she believes in aliens and the Loch Ness Monster, saying “there’s something to it.”
“What distracts me from my reality is Bigfoot,” she said, bizarrely adding that fairy tale creatures “are my celebrities.”
If someone from Animal Planet did not get Fox’ agent on the phone nanoseconds after they read that and invited her to be the special guest on an episode of Finding Bigfoot, then the entire Marketing Department of that channel ought to be fired by the end of the day. Seriously, can you imagine Fox tromping around in the woods, doing Squatch calls with Bobo? Wouldn’t that be marvelous??
Megan Fox, ‘Squatch Hunter would be an instant rating smash and there’s no way in the world you’ll convince me otherwise.
(Photo Credit: Esquire)