Have Pole, Need Strippers

| January 29, 2011 | 1 Reply

Were I posting this story on Twitter, I’d give it the #firstworldproblems hashtag:

A 9.4 percent unemployment rate? Pish posh! In Dallas-Fort Worth exotic club managers across the city are desperately seeking strippers for Super Bowl weekend.

These adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.

Dallas strip joint Showtime Cabaret is advertising like crazy to bring in the chicas. The gentlemen’s club is currently in need of 140 more gams (or, for those who failed math and/or never mastered 1930s colloquialisms, 70 additional girls) to bring their total number of dancers to 120.

So, if your pole-dancing skills are up to snuff, or even if you’re simply an inspired amateur (possibly NSFW, unless you work for James Cameron), you can make big money for a week down in the Big D.

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