Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh As’pen Waghl’thgl Priceline.com Fhtagn!*
I really need a friend who: a) can knit, and b) has the time and inclination to make this incredibly cool ski mask for me.
Why, you may ask, do I need a Cthulhu ski mask? What a silly question! You will be the first to be devoured!
*Translation**: In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits for a good rate to Aspen to come back from Priceline.com.
(via Michael Tunison at EDGE)
UPDATE: My friend Paula tells me the ski mask is crocheted, not knitted. See why I need that friend?
UPDATE 2: Lance, you win one Internet. Please take your ticket to the cloakroom and give it to the guys who smell strongly of fish and eternal howling madness. They’ll hook you right up.
UPDATE 3: I don’t know why Obi’s Sister thinks it’s so scary. What kid wouldn’t want a ski mask with face tentacles?
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