Ay, Calypso! Bang Your Head!
I’m going to hazard a guess that the cop wrote this citation for “loud noise” because he couldn’t writing it for “lying his face off to a police officer”.
FOND DU LAC— Police responding to a complaint of loud noise have cited a Fond du Lac man for “rocking out” to the music of John Denver.
A police who responded to the man’s apartment last week could hear Denver’s music through the door.
The officer pounded on the door but the man didn’t answer. Finally the officer found out the man’s name from a neighbor and called to him, bringing the man to the door.
When asked why he had the music so loud, the man said he was “rocking out.”
Yeah. Okay.
I think the officer should have investigated more closely. It’s very likely the man was “Rocky Mountain High”.
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