There are no more terrorists in Afghanistan. They are all gone, disappeared, flown the coop, fled the environs, and on the lam. What’s Her Face Coakley said so and if you can’t trust the newest tuchas anointed by the Democratic Party to sit in the Holy Senate Seat of Kennedy, then who the heck can you trust?

What…they’re not all gone? Gunbattles and suicide bombers in the capital, you say? Rockets, too?

Geez, a Massachusetts Democrat you can’t trust on foreign policy? Whoda thunk it?

UPDATE: Martha Luther Coakley, Jr? Yeah, that’s a comparison that won’t come across as oleaginous.

Meanwhile, Coakley’s opponent, Scott Brown, is building an electoral juggernaut out of not only the fire-breathing, baby-eating right, but also the center-right and independents. He’s even pulling in former Kennedy-loving Democrats who can’t stand Old What’s Her Face as well as people who’ve never been deeply involved in politics before but who are truly energized by his campaign and the prospect of having real hope and change in Massachusetts.

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