Attention Old British People. I Hear Al Gore’s Book Burns Very Slowly.

| January 12, 2010 | Reply

This story, if true, is a sign that Britain has fallen into a most pathetic state.

Volunteers have reported that ‘a large number’ of elderly customers are snapping up hardbacks as cheap fuel for their fires and stoves.

Workers at one charity shop in Swansea, in south Wales, described how the most vulnerable shoppers were seeking out thick books such as encyclopaedias for a few pence because they were cheaper than coal.

One assistant said: ‘Book burning seems terribly wrong but we have to get rid of unsold stock for pennies and some of the pensioners say the books make ideal slow-burning fuel for fires and stoves.

A lot of them buy up large hardback volumes so they can stick them in the fire to last all night.’

A 500g book can sell for as little as 5p, while a 20kg bag of coal costs £5.

There is a reason coal is so expensive. Britain’s government bought the climate change swindle whole cloth and dropped in a hole slew of laws that drove up energy costs, much like our own government wants to do here. It reminds me a little bit of Ray Bradbury, except that in this case, the government figured out a way to make the people want to burn books. Ed Driscoll has the perfect conclusion to the whole sad tale.

The rulers of National Socialist Germany burned books because they were frightened by their content; the citizens of socialist England burn books because of their nation’s whackadoodle environmentally correct energy policies.

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