Man, Those Jews Are Everywhere!
If Max Zelaya doesn’t get back in as the President of Honduras, he’s certainly qualified to be Barack Obama’s Green Czar. At least he has the crazy as a bedbug qualification locked down.
It’s been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He’s sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and “Israeli mercenaries” are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.
“We are being threatened with death,” he said in an interview with The Miami Herald, adding that mercenaries were likely to storm the embassy where he has been holed up since Monday and assassinate him.
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Zelaya was deposed at gunpoint on June 28 and slipped back into his country on Monday, just two days before he was scheduled to speak before the United Nations. He sought refuge at the Brazilian Embassy, where Zelaya said he is being subjected to toxic gases and radiation that alter his physical and mental state.
Are you starting to notice the common ground held by all the foreign leaders Barack Obama has courted since January? It’s as plain as the nose on …err…it’s really, really obvious.
Ed Morrissey has contacted the White House for comment. They’ll probably get back to him as soon as they finish sending the emergency shipment of tin foil and earplugs to their buddy in Tegucigalpa.
UPDATE: Linked by Fausta, who remains the go-to blogger on Latin America.
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- Again, the President Has Chosen Poorly
- Our President Isn’t A Very Quick Study, Israel Finds
Category: Anti-Semitism Everywhere, Our Foreign Policy
I am a big advocate of the radiation death ray gun. It is very effective. But one must be careful to wear their tinfoil hat while using it or you could suffer radiation burns.
[...] Sundries Shack If Mel Zelaya doesn’t get back in as the President of Honduras, he’s certainly qualified to be Barack Obama’s Green Czar. At least he has the crazy as a bedbug qualification locked down. [...]