So, The Lizard Guy is a Good Guy or What?
What happens when you take The Dark Crystal, Star Wars, The Phantom Zone from Superman II, the post-apocalyptic world from Thundarr the Barbarian, and Crow T Robot’s older bartender brother, put them all in a blender, then spill them out over an 80′s dance pop number?
You get this.
Answers to questions I know you have.
1) Yes, Billy Ocean is playing the role of Lando Calrissian. No, it doesn’t make sense for him not to be the hero of the video.
2) Yes, you did see an alien dressed like Sailor Jack.
3) It does appear the moral of the story is that if you see a cute Gelfling, it’s okay to shoot the guy she’s with. She’ll go with you quite willingly.
As for why Billy Ocean is trapped in The Phantom Zone, why someone put a bar in a dank cave on a deserted seashore, and why analog televisions evolved into sentient humanoids, you’re on your own.
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Great video. I loved your narration. Here I set snickering with morning coffee cup in hand. Funny.