If you’re raising a daughter these days and you haven’t taken a baseball bat to someone or something today, I commend you for your heroic restraint. If toy marketers aren’t trying to teach your daughter how to be a stripper, then it’s clothing makers trying to put her on the pole.
Of course, there’s the chance if she does take up the g-string, she can buy her own empty-headed, reality-TV gigolo, so that’s a bit of a silver-lining. Or maybe she’ll bag a reality-TV show of her own. These days, that’s like earning a Nobel and a Pulitzer Prize all at once!
Ye Gods, at this rate, we’ll be lucky to raise daughters who can spell the word decency.
Tags: Celebrity Sleaze, Television
I read too fast (lack of Diet Mt. Dew flowing through my veins) and thought you were spelling out ‘descension’. What will those nutty toy manufacturers think of next?