You obviously haven't been to Kolkata (Calcutta). If you had, you'd know that if you can find a toilet, it smells better than the street you came from. Travel to India before you talk about it. If you'd actually been there, you'd know that a toilet facility has less feces than the average street. Granted, it comes from different species, but that really doesn't make it smell better. Yes, Indian toilets are nasty, but the streets are worse. But that's what you get with conservative attitudes towards government control over waste management. The Indians believe that private enterprise should manage waste, and they do a really bad job of it. And that's something conservatives should understand: their policies are being implemented in India. And the results are appalling. Restrictions on public schools keep the literacy rate really low. Minimal restrictions on pollution make the air in the cities almost impossible to breathe. Lack of liquid and solid waste controls means that sewage flows right in the streets. Lack of water standards means that the water is potentially lethal to drink. Not that anyone would even think of drinking it, except for the poor people who have to. This is the system conservatives want. But I've been to India, and I really don't want that system. You do. You want people to die from bad water, you want people to have no education, and you want people to choke from really bad air. India really is you Nirvana. So why don't you just move there?

Or better … tell them you are a reporter for a major paper. Bet they let you right off.