I Feel Cheated Somehow…
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Membership Benefits Section is going to be getting a strongly-worded e-mail from me. Obviously, I’ve not been getting the full package of perks.
DON’T feel too sorry for Greg Gutfeld, who was injured during Sunday’s softball game between Fox News Channel and the Rick’s Cabaret strippers in Central Park. The “Red Eye” host was rounding the bases when he collided with Rick’s girl Diane, who was playing second base, and suffered a cut lip. “It’s my fault,” the 34C-25-36 cutie told us. “I tried to block Greg as he was running, and our heads collided. I hope he’s OK. I want to make it up to him with some free lap dances.”
Alternately, free pizza sounds good, too. And I bet that Derb cuts quite the rug on a Friday evening when the adult beverages come out.
Other Posts of Interest:
- Did You Know There Was a Debate Yesterday?
- Yeah, Conservative Bloggers Do Know Journalism
- How the Nanny State Can Be the Conservatives’ Best Friend
Category: Conservatism, Stuff I Like
