Archive for March, 2009

It's Not Yelling "Fire", but It's Darned Close…

It's Not Yelling "Fire", but It's Darned Close…

| March 21, 2009 | 1 Reply

This is madness. The Connecticut Working Families Party this weekend has organized a bus store that will make stops at Wilton, Connecticut, AIG office as well as the security-patrolled homes of AIG execs who are fearing for their lives. “We’re going to be peaceful and lawful in everything we do,” said Jon Green, the director […]

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Hypocrites on Parade

Hypocrites on Parade

| March 21, 2009 | Reply

Paula at It’s Only Words lays the smackdown on Senator Patty Murray and her for her rank hypocrisy. Then, in what could rightfully be characterized as one of the most out-of-touch-with-reality statements ever, the Senators “…insist that you immediately renegotiate these contracts in order to recoup these payments and make the American taxpayer whole“. Make […]

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Putting the Bailout Numbers in Perspective

Putting the Bailout Numbers in Perspective

| March 21, 2009 | 1 Reply

If you’re having some trouble wrapping your head around all the big numbers that have been throw around the past couple of months, I have some help for you. Duane Lester breaks out his calculator and a can of his favorite soft drink and finds that the government is looting our fridges. He’s going to […]

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How Can You Have Rule 2 Linkage without The Shack?

How Can You Have Rule 2 Linkage without The Shack?

| March 21, 2009 | 2 Replies

As usual, your Saturday blog reading should begin with a hot cuppa joe and Stacy McCain’s linkfest to end all linkfests. He’s farmed the job out to Frequent Commenter Smitty, who has taken up the mantle as dogsbody to the Million Hit Blogger and is slinging the Rule 2 Affection far and wide. But it […]

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You Need a Scoundrel

You Need a Scoundrel

| March 20, 2009 | 4 Replies

Cynthia Yockey, blogger on the rise, has stepped forward to referee the jello-intensive rumble between Miss Logan and Miss Stuart for the heart of one man who should be slapped upside the head with a 2×4 if he isn’t thanking God on bended knee every night for his good fortune. This, of course, is all […]

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Next Time, Tell the MSM Not to Scream so Loudly. It Kills the Audio.

Next Time, Tell the MSM Not to Scream so Loudly. It Kills the Audio.

| March 20, 2009 | Reply

The Hardest Working President in Show Biz sent a video holiday greeting to the country of Iran. I’m pleased to present that message to you, my faithful readers, as well.

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Majority of Americans Say “Please, Big Government, Don’t Help Anymore!”

Majority of Americans Say “Please, Big Government, Don’t Help Anymore!”

| March 20, 2009 | Reply

One of the biggest complaints from conservatives over the past twenty years is that the American people have grown entirely too comfortable with their government riding to their rescue. Government, say conservatives, usually shows up like an enraged bull elephant instead of a dashing knight in shining armor, and does far more harm than good. […]

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Majority of Americans Say "Please, Big Government, Don't Help Anymore!"

Majority of Americans Say "Please, Big Government, Don't Help Anymore!"

| March 20, 2009 | Reply

One of the biggest complaints from conservatives over the past twenty years is that the American people have grown entirely too comfortable with their government riding to their rescue. Government, say conservatives, usually shows up like an enraged bull elephant instead of a dashing knight in shining armor, and does far more harm than good. […]

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You Know What Else Bankers Are Like? Hostage Takers!

You Know What Else Bankers Are Like? Hostage Takers!

| March 19, 2009 | 2 Replies

The hits just keep on coming, don’t they? LOS ANGELES – President Barack Obama said Thursday evening that he was “stunned” to hear about the $165 million in bonuses that were paid to employees of troubled insurer AIG over the weekend, promising to do everything he could to “get these bonuses back.” “These financial industries […]

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Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances “Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics”

Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances “Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics”

| March 19, 2009 | 3 Replies

The President decided that it’d be a smashing idea to take his smooth rhetoric and unflappable mien to the Tonight Show and there woo America back to his side after two months of solid trainwreck. I’m guessing he should have taken his teleprompter with him. His Jedi-like speaking skills seem to have abandoned him during […]

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