The McCain Method for Handling Progressive Proselytizers
When the Obamamaniacs come to your door, like Jehovah’s Witnesses but with about half the critical thinking skills, you’ll need to be ready. Luckily, you have Stacy McCain on your side. His handy-dandy guidelines will ensure that you waste the optimal amount of the poli-cultist’s time and inject maximum doubt into their worldviews. I won’t give away the method — you’ll have to consult with the teacher and donate appropriately — but I will share his closing line.
“Uh, by the way, dearie . . . how much are the Democrats paying you to do this? . . . Volunteer? You mean you’re doing this for nothing? When that idiot Tim Geithner is giving all those billions of dollars to those greedy Republican bankers and Wall Street fat cats? Oh, how can they do this to a loyal Democrat like you? Those heartless sellout bastards.”
The method is magnificent in its simplicity and should ensure that you will never again be visited by a progressive missionary again.
Other Posts of Interest:
- If Geithner Had Any Employees, They’d Be Eyeing His Furniture Right Now.
- So Where in the Justice Part of the Tax Code Do We Find Cheating?
- When I Said His Staff Was a Bunch of Stooges, Who Knew I Was Being Literal?
Category: Cool Columnists and Wicked Writers, President Barack Obama, Progressives
