Cynthia Yockey, blogger on the rise, has stepped forward to referee the jello-intensive rumble between Miss Logan and Miss Stuart for the heart of one man who should be slapped upside the head with a 2×4 if he isn’t thanking God on bended knee every night for his good fortune.
This, of course, is all Stacy McCain’s fault and he’s backing Miss Yockey who has positioned herself as a completely neutral and objective party.
This simply will not do.
Anyone who has watched a professional wrestling match will know that the referees are anything but neutral and objective. They turn their backs when the heel brings in a foreign object. They willingly get distracted by ringside managers. They put the slow count down on one wrestler and quick-count the other. They can be bribed, even during the match.
You know who rocks that role, don’t you?
Say my name.
Tags: Cynthia Yockey, Monique Stuart, S Logan, Stacy McCain
Dude! Thanks for the kind remarks and adding me to your Blogroll! But I haven’t followed professional wrestling since the 60′s and Freddie Blassie — so I have to admit to not getting the last part of your post. I gather the world of wrestling is much like the world of Obama, where genuine incorrruptibility is a fatal flaw. I shall have to give that some thought. What would Iowahawk do?
Cynthia
Well, obviously then I’d be the right choice to referee the match!
Alas, wrestling, like two women in a pit of jello, is more about the showmanship than the contest itself. So yeah, exactly like the Obama administration.
Iowahawk would, I believe, don the mask and cut a promo!
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