Tune in Tomorrow When President Obama Reveals that He Dances “Like One Of Those Spazzy Epileptics”
The President decided that it’d be a smashing idea to take his smooth rhetoric and unflappable mien to the Tonight Show and there woo America back to his side after two months of solid trainwreck.
I’m guessing he should have taken his teleprompter with him. His Jedi-like speaking skills seem to have abandoned him during the taping and he smartmouthed his way into insulting every handicapped child in the world.
Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he’s gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.
He bowled a 129, the president said.
“That’s very good, Mr. President,” Leno said sarcastically.
It’s “like the Special Olympics or something,” the president said.
When asked about the remark, the White House said the president did not intend to offend.
I bet that Joe Biden’s feeling pretty darned good about himself right about now. At least when he insulted the “differently-abled” he only insulted one guy. Who knew that our leading gaffe-master at this point in the administration would be the President?
How long before we see the first Photoshop of the President bowling in a football helmet?
UPDATE: Linked by Obi’s Sister. Thanks, my CPAC sis!
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