Thank You Democrats, From the Bottom of My Heart (And Other Places)!

| January 27, 2009 | Comments (5)

Too often, bloggers on the right are accused by the left and the MSM of not giving sufficient credit to Democrats for the good thigns they do. Well, I’m a fair blogger. I give credit where it’s been earned.

House Democrats are likely to axe the contraception bailout from their stimulus package. That’s a marvelous thing and I’m feeling a lot better today because of it.

The Democrats have given us a great gift. Thanks to their decision today, we don’t have to suffer another barrage of stories involving Nancy Pelosi and contraceptives — two things that should never, ever appear in the same sentence unless your intention is to induce temporary impotence. I’ve had enough of that stretch-faced buffoon to cause my libido to consume itself like Ouruboros out of fear and revulsion and if I had to endure it for much longer, I could have worked in a harem without fear.

So I’m grateful. Good job, Dems!

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  1. Kristen says:

    Awesome! Thanks for the giggle and for reminding me to give thanks where credit is due.

  2. Emily says:

    They probably scratched it because the thought of Nancy Pelosi and sex being related rendered the need for contraceptives irrelevant.

  3. I don't like this. It went away too quickly. I think it was a red herring. Something to throw away when the Republicans came barking so the Dems could look all bi-partisan like. Maybe I'm just overly suspicious, but something stinks here.

  4. Dale Altman says:

    Here is something to think about – When a Non-Profit organization receives a huge chunk of Government Money does their(the non-profit) status change to a For Profit organization?

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