You Want a Shirtless Obama? Well, Feast Your Eyes! Or Bleach Them. Whichever.

| December 23, 2008 | Reply

So, the internet-reading public (and the MSM, which is starting to resemble the audience of a Beatles concert) wants to see Barack Obama topless, huh? Well, far be it from me to deprive you of what you want.

Here you go, folks. Barack Obama shirtless, in all his spindly glory. He does have quite the Obama six-pack, so at least he has that going for him.

Allah says that the German media is reporting that Barack Obama can curl 70 pounds. I’ll have to see that before I can believe it. Those arms are not exactly beefy.

I’m surprised that I’ve beaten my friend Stacy McCain to this prime link-baiting opportunity. I’m sure he’ll jump on it as soon as he sees the crazy demand out there for a shirtless Barack Obama. Stacy is a businessman. He knows to give the people what they want. Michelle Malkin, on the other hand, has some help for those who aren’t entranced by the Abs of Hope and Change.

Okay, so now that I’ve delivered the goods, how’s about doing that last-second Christmas shopping on Amazon for me? It’s still not too late to pick up a couple Gift Cards for that hard-to-please relative or friend. They’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness and I’ll appreciate your patronage.

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