I’m Sorry, Mr. Vice President; I Thought You Was Corn.
I caught a bit of this story on Mark Levin’s show this evening and thought he was kidding. But no, he wasn’t.
A Willacy County grand jury under District Attorney Juan Angel Guerra returned multi-count indictments Monday against Vice President Dick Cheney, former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, plus several other public officials.
The indictment accuses Cheney and Gonzales of engaging in organized criminal activity. It criticizes Cheney’s investment in the Vanguard Group, which holds interests in the private prison companies running the federal detention centers. It accuses Cheney of a conflict of interest and “at least misdemeanor assaults” on detainees by working through the prison companies.
Gonzales is accused of using his position while in office to stop an investigation into abuses at the federal detention centers.
You know what bothers me? It’s not that this guy is a Grade A nutcase who shouldn’t be within a hundred miles of a courtroom. It’s not even that he could have just as easily indicted any one of the millions of Americans who owns shares of any of the dozens of mutual fund run by the Vanguard Group. It’s not that he’s attempting to indict anything that doesn’t move fast enough to avoid his addled conspiracy theory.
It’s that Willacy County, Texas has to be populated with the most incompetent lawyers ever seen, and I’m including Hyper-Chicken, Old Man Waterfall, and the Washington Generals of the legal profession, Hamilton Burger. Think about it. There are people in jail today because they hired lawyers who actually lost to District Attorney Juan Angel Guerra in court. Why are the people there not outraged that the worst lawyers in the universe all seem to have gathered in their county?
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