Tonight, I Became A McCainiac
It’s no secret that I don’t like John McCain as a candidate for President. The closest I’ve ever come to really endorsing him was when he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate, but the way he and his team muzzled her swung me right back to the “nope” column.
Up until today, I fully intended on voting for no Presidential candidate at all. I was going to leave that part of my ballot blank.
Not after today, though. Not after what Barack Obama’s brownshirts have done to Joe Wurzelbacher. I can not, in good conscience, call myself an American and not do everything in my power to make sure that the man who would countenance that never gets into the White House.
Yes, I know I’m going to have to fight Johnny Mac tooth and nail on border security, campaign finance reform, domestic drilling, climate change, and his fetish for bipartisanship. I know full well that I’m going to be frustrated when he refuses to attack Democrats and instead mauls folks like me. I realize that he is decidedly not a conservative on the use of government power in our economy.
I also know that when I disagree with him, he will not stand idly by while a ravening pack of his minions rip my life to shreds and intimidate anyone else around me who thought to disagree with him into a frightened silence.
I am beyond disgusted with the progressive left and their headlong plunge into the sort of brazen intimidation that we’ve seen in the worst of regimes around the world. I could well have sat this election out, but now that ain’t gonna happen. Not after Joe Wurzelbacher. In fact, I fully intend on donating to his campaign, picking up some McCain gear, and doing what I can in the next three weeks to campaign my ever-loving rear end off for him.
If Fox News broke a story tonight that John McCain was holding Satanic Rituals where he bathed in the blood of the Hanson brothers and then engaged in an eight-hour sexual Olympiad with Helen Thomas and Rosie O’Donnell at the same time I wouldn’t care. He could announce tomorrow that he’s going to marry Mad Mahmoud in a quiet civil ceremony (he’d be the husband of course) and it wouldn’t change my mind one iota. He’s still getting my vote.
So congratulations, you leftist morons. You just swung a voter to John McCain. Go ahead and book your victory party. Send the marching band onto the field before the final whistle blows. You’re going to find out soon enough that I’m not the only one who’s taken the very same decision.
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Category: Featured, Free Speech (?), Johnny Mac
I know what you mean. I was going to vote for Chuck Baldwin before Obama turned his dogs loose on Sarah Palin. I will be voting for McCain/Palin, too. There is no way I want the lowlifes in the Obama camp having anything to do with my life.
At the risk of courting cliché: Megadittoes.
"…the blood of the Hanson brothers…"
This may be worth its own exploratory committee.
Jim, it took me a while and a huge overreach of arrogance from the left to get me on McCain's side, but here I am.
I knew this would backfire on them. Morons.
The BLIND IS LEADING THE BLIND and they both are falling into the ditch.
Your following QUOTES:
"It’s no secret that I don’t like John McCain as a candidate for President. The closest I’ve ever come to really endorsing him was when he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate, but the way he and his team muzzled her swung me right back to the “nope” column."
"I also know that when I disagree with him, he will not stand idly by while a ravening pack of his minions rip my life to shreds and intimidate anyone else around me who thought to disagree with him into a frightened silence."
These previous QUOTES of yours are indifferent to theses other QUOTES from your writing herein.
OTHER QUOTES:
"If Fox News broke a story tonight that John McCain was holding Satanic Rituals … I wouldn’t care."
"and it wouldn’t change my mind one iota. He’s still getting my vote."
These QUOTES are Diametrically Apposed, leading people to believe someone's cerebral cortex and frontal lobes are not developed or are under-developed and lack the maturation of the the frontalobes which provide us with the ability to Reason, Introspect and Plan, which comes into developement between ages 25-30.
Respectfully yours- Hollywood's Opinion
P.S. Dominus Vobiscum.
Deus Det Nobis suam pacem.
Amen.
Jimmie, I love your enthusiasm, but for the love of god "These goggles they do nothing"
"Joe the Plumber" is not a plumber, is not a legally registered voter (in fact, he would be among those accused of "fraud" in the current McCain bait and switch designed to distract us from the very real Presidential theft the Republican Rovians plan and are already carrying out). Joe is a plant for McCain and you know it. He is one right wing talking point after another.
If this is all you got, you forget that McCain has not given one single detail about what he will do on the economy that he did not steal from the Democrats and claim as his own.
Fiorastar, explain to me exactly how you believe he was a Republican plant?
At this point, your wrong about two points of fact in your post, but I'll let your ignorance on those slide. Baby steps here.
Just tell me what thought processes brought you to the conclusion that he was a plant.
I like how Obama called Joe a liar. "McCain says he's fighting for plumbers like this Joe guy. But how many plumbers do you know who make $250,000?"
And Biden: "We're fighting for Joe the Policeman, Joe the Firefighter and even Joe the Plumbers…the ones with a license"
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/10/latest-…
>>>Yes, I know I’m going to have to fight Johnny Mac tooth and nail on border security, campaign finance reform, domestic drilling, climate change, and his fetish for bipartisanship.
At least he'll nominate judges who will rule by the Consitutonal (rather than Consience).
http://www.redstate.com/diaries/redstate/2008/oct…
[...] (The Sundries Shack) was apparently thinking along those same lines, though he was planning to go with a protest vote. [...]
He's a Republican plant because they have to believe he's a Republican plant.
My husband is a SEIU rep.and he hasn't really been too happy listening to me rant about the Audacity of Awfulness this past year.
He mailed his ballot yesterday.He voted for Joe and Sarah!