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Today’s Homily: The ACORN that Obama Loved

Jimmie | October 9, 2008 | Comments (0)

Sister Cassandra, please read to us from the Book of Obama so that we may hear the parable of the ACORN That Obama Loved.

In those days the multitude being very great, and having nothing to satisfy their spirits The Obamessiah called his disciples unto him, and saith unto them: “I have compassion on the multitude, because in their souls the People hunger and thirst for economic justice, and for 8 long years have they had None. And if I send them away fasting upto their own houses, they will faint by the way. For divers of them came from far.”

And his disciples answered him, “From whence can a man satisfy The People with manna here in the wilderness?”

And said unto them, “How many voters have we?”

And they replied, “644,197, Lord”.

And he commanded the People to sit down upon the ground. And thereupon he took up the registration forms, and gave thanks, and brake, and gave to his disciples to set before them. And they did set them before the people. And they had also a few spare IDs. And so he blessed, and commanded to set them also before the multitude. So they did partake, and did fill out the forms: and Lo! They that had completed the forms were about 677,401.

And he sent them away. And straightway he entered into a Bus with his disciples and came into the parts of Chicago.

For it was in Indianapolis that Obama didst work his great miracle. Yea, but not only Indianapolis. In Missouri, Connecticut, Ohio, Wisconsin, and again in Indiana didst the Obamessiah also work marvelous wonders upon the voter registration rolls and increased the multitudes manyfold.

In next week’s reading, we shall hear how the Obamessiah came unto Las Vegas where a great multitude of Dallas Cowboys, even their starting offensive lineup, had become residents thereof. Perhaps in a commune or ranch of some kind.

Amen.