Even in a Swimsuit, She Scares the Water Out of the Progressives
Here’s she is…Miss Backwoods, Moose-Skinning, Ignoramus, Tool of Big Oil, Baby Factory, Reich-Wing Fundie, Pig in Lipstick, Neo-Fascist, Book-Banning, Bad Mother, Not Her Down’s Syndrome Baby’s Real Mother, Homewrecking, Creationist, Taxpayer-Defrauding, Lying Skank Alaaaaaaaaska!
Yes, folks, the day had arrived that, if my hit counters are correct, tens of thousands of you have been coming to the Shack to find – Sarah Palin in a swimsuit.
No, not Sarah Palin naked. Just Sarah Palin in a swimsuit, during the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant. To be honest, it’s not the best video in the world, but hey, it’s what you want. So, thanks to Robert McCain and those rascally Jawas, here you go.
If, for some reason, that video goes down, Ace has found another place that’s hosting it apart from YouTube. I hope the guy’s servers don’t meltdown, China Syndrome-style.
Well, so now you have it. While you’re here, why don’t you do something nice for me. If you wander over to Amazon and sign up for their Amazon Prime program, I get a small but of cash. The offer to me only lasts until October 12, so the faster the better, please. Note that according to Amazon, you don’t have to keep the program beyond the one-month trial period, so what’s there to lose? Help out a blogger and get yourself a good deal in the process.
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Category: Sarah Palin
Palin scares us? Give me break. Now, if it were possible that she might become Vice president, that might scare me. But she's helping us by dragging McCain down. That's not scary, that's helpful. The weird thing about Palin is she's put me in the position of rooting against my bet. I bet she wouldn't last until Nov 4, but she's the gift that keeps on giving. The more she shows her face, the dumber she looks. No wonder the campaign wants to keep her hidden. I can only hope she stays on the campaign and someday (please, please!) holds a press conference.