What Is This A-Las-Ka?
Heh. Funny stuff from Jim Treacher.
Media Bubble, Sept. 2 — Embattled former beauty queen Sarah Palin* continued to wilt yesterday under the pressure of numerous fair, evenhanded media questions regarding the alleged state of “Alaska.” Palin has claimed to be “governor” of the legendary northern land mass, which, while heretofore undiscovered by explorers, was once rumored to contain vast expanses rich with oil, gold, and “eski-mos.”
Palin first made the “Alaska” claim during an Aug. 29 public appearance alongside elderly, mean-looking cancer victim John McCain. McCain, a white man with even whiter hair, has long publicly blocked efforts by Barack Obama, a youthful black man with a certain indefinable aura about him, to move into Obama’s new house. Palin, also white-skinned, has been linked to the McCain offensive.
I’ve been struggling to think of a metaphor to adequately describe the press’s treatment of Vice President Palin over the past week. My first thought was, “It’s kind of like raping your blind date at her doorstep, and then demanding to borrow some money and her car.” But anybody who tried that with Palin would end up hanging from the rafters of a smokehouse.
I dunno. My gut feeling is that she should cheerfully decline all interviews until such time as she damn well feels like it. Let these hacks claw at their whorish faces in frustration as her poll numbers skyrocket. How in the world do these arrogant slugs think she owes them a single solitary thing? They’ve abdicated their role as advocates for their audience, and they’re clearly serving as surrogates for a vendetta against this lady.
Right on, Jim.
Other Posts of Interest:
- Could He Pick Sarah? I Sure as Heck Hope So!
- Barack Obama’s Response to Palin’s Speech was Dumb When I Used it in Kindergarten
- P. Diddy Examines John McCain, Proclaims Him “Buggin’ the F**k Out”
Category: Johnny Mac, Sarah Palin, The Obamessiah
sue – That's from the most recent column by Gerard Baker. I'm going to put that up sometime tomorrow.
Can't let all the good stuff out at once, doncha know.
Copied and pasted from floppingaces…don’t know where they got it from…
“What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?”
“One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let’s be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.
“The other one kills her own food.”