"But there is really only one thing that matters: when a person puts the Bible above science, they are not qualified for public office."

Too bad all of us bitter, gun and bible clinging Americans disagree with your opinion, which must seem self-evident to your enlightened consciousness. The founders of our country did not require adherence to the bible or to science, but they did find it self-evident that human rights are bestowed by our creator, not by government. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it!

Palin, on the other hand, is collapsing faster than Democrats can destroy her. The jokes on the Daily Show write themselves. Those of us who want to snark about her are in serious trouble because we can’t keep up with the steady stream of material.

Wait, are you saying that Democrats are laughing at us? That the Daily Show is making fun of Republicans?

Oh this is terrible. Why, this has never happened before….whatever will we do? Jimmie…did you know the lefties were laughing at us? What can we do to stop this madness?

Trust me, I'm not panicked. I'm still trying to hold back the laughter. Now, if Hutchison were the nominee, I'd be panicked. She was unfortunately my Senator for three years. And she's a good politician. She may be wrong, but I wouldn't want to run against her. Hutchison is a genuine politician and a genuine leader.

Palin, on the other hand, is collapsing faster than Democrats can destroy her. The jokes on the Daily Show write themselves. Those of us who want to snark about her are in serious trouble because we can't keep up with the steady stream of material. We're being drowned. For someone with such a short career, she sure has a lot of skeletons.

But there is really only one thing that matters: when a person puts the Bible above science, they are not qualified for public office. She failed that test with flying colors. Everything else is just humorous gravy. My only concern now is having health problems due to excessive laughter. But that's okay, I'm sure my bet that she doesn't make it to the election will pay for my medical care.

They don't know much history in Alaska, do they? The Pledge of Allegiance was written well after the Founding Fathers were dead. That rivals Tom DeLay's claim that if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for America. For the record, Jesus spoke Hebrew and Aramaic (maybe Greek, too), and English wasn't even a language back then. But if you think dinosaurs and humans lived together, I guess you can think just about anything.

And this person is not only considered to be sane and competent, but ready to lead the country. She may be ready to lead us into obscurity, but that's not where I want to go. She's an American Ayatollah. And she has no business being anywhere near Washington.