Looking for Naked Sarah Palin Pictures?
Hmmm, so folks want to see Sarah Palin bikini pictures do they? Or maybe Sarah Palin nude or possibly even naked?
Sorry, folks. I’m no help here.
I am willing to link to my friend Robert McCain who has e-mailed the McCain campaign for such photographs, assuming they exist (and, who are we kidding? They exist somewhere. They have to). He’s also asking anyone else who might have them to send them along.
So if you’ve got photos of Sarah Palin in the 1984 Miss Alaska swimsuit competition, or pictures of Sarah Palin during Spring Break ’83 at Cabo showing her stuff in a wet T-shirt contest, or Sarah Palin posing topless in a thong for an auto parts calendar, please e-mail these scandalous photos to me immediately.
What, me? Link whoring?
Perish the thought. I’m just having some fun here. Unlike the other folks who have visited the Shack looking for “trig palin birth certificate”, “sarah palin husband cheat”, and “trig palin birth certificate for son”. If that’s what brought you here, by the way, you aren’t worth a pound of rotten syphilitic donkey penis and I invite you kiss the whitest part of my ass. That’s not the Christian way of putting it, but I don’t imagine that decent folk will mind the sentiment. Also, I wish on you a case of kidney stones that last a month and feel like Satan’s Darning Needle when you pass them.
UPDATE: This is not the post I bet you really want. That post, which may involve a swimsuit, is right here.
Other Posts of Interest:
- This is Reason One Why Sarah Palin Was a Great Pick
- Could He Pick Sarah? I Sure as Heck Hope So!
- McCain’s Veep is Sarah Palin. Conservatives Rejoice. (Updated with Extra Democratic MSM Snarkiness. And Fred! And Van Palin!)
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Crap! Sucks to be busted.
Just kidding. Makin' my rounds is all.
But congrats, if you're whoring for hits, I think you picked a pretty good title with this thread. lol
[...] still completely disgusted, but with some sleep and some reading has come some humor. Over at Sundries Shack there’s this gem: Perish the thought. I’m just having some fun here. Unlike the other folks [...]
are you so frustrated with your life? dude get a life and maybe some Sarah Palin nude pics, I'm sure you ogled at 'em when you saw Carla Bruni's and probably got porn from internet, so stop talking "holier than thou", fucking is human and men like sex and nude women, "get over it!"
nonames, what in the hell are you talking about?
Chen – My gratuitous link whoring seems to be working spendidly!
Well, this comes close:
http://tinyurl.com/5mnokx
just saw this on drudge:
http://www.hollywood-newsroom.com/gossip/sarah-pa…
that nude pic isnt Sarah Palin, its Julia Loise Dreyfus. fools.
I am so sick of hearing about this, either produce real pics of her nude, or STFU
Not nude, but sexy pics.
http://www.pullinforpalin.com/
If you guys think this chick will be good for our country you must be smoking crack! Just like all the churches got Bush re elected and put our ass in a non winable war in Irac, record gas prices with record profits, banks tumbling down and its gonna get much much worse. why do you think she answers no questions. Mccain blinks his eyes like a broken pinball machine. Maybe he lies when he blinks, or thats something in his mind telling him he isnt being truthfull? vote for the lessor evil? a smart man told me one time to vote for someone that has never even been a dog catcher or any kind of government office. the longer they are in their the longer they can keep their hand in our wallets. you really should vote for the person that will do the better job. this gun toating bitch could seriously be with her finger on the button, Mccain could stroke out.