The scenes outside the Democratic national Convention yesterday were pretty exciting at times. A bunch of nostalgic progressives rioted, but couldn’t apparently get the whole riot thing down quite right.

The bigger excitement on the street happened when Alex Jones decided to follow Michelle Malkin around and threaten her life. You might remember Alex Jones from his inane 9/11 Truther theories or from when one of his brain-dead lackeys was locked up for trying (but failing miserably) to beat up a girl in a wheelchair. Well, Jones continued his movement’s tradition of threatening people smaller and with up to 16 pounds more working brain than he has. Luckily, Michelle had some men around her who were capable of warding off the death threats.

Word is they simply pointed into the distance and said, wonderingly, “Why is that black helicopter coming our way?” then watched the morons stampede to the nearest grocery store for tin foil.

Today is Day Two. I’ve no doubt the foolishness will continue.

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