Ace vs Robert Scheer, Drooling Moron. Guess Who Wins?
When Ace is on, he is the blogging equivalent of a stiletto that slides between the ribs of the moronic then explodes in a thermonuclear blast of awesome. The object of his wit (and that is not a position to be coveted) is Robert Scheer, journalist and Sooper Genius, who thinks he has the whole Russia/Georgia thing all figured out.
Scheer’s thesis, as I read it, is that this whole thing is just a neo-con plot to get warmongering John McCain elected over the far more cool-headed Barack Obama. The details are intricate, to the point where the only ones who can follow them without collapsing into gales of laughter are those brains have been tossed into a food processor set on “Idiotize”, left there for a week, and poured back in through their ear holes.
The nut of the whole thing, according to Scheer, is that the neo-cons needed an enemy after the Soviet Union collapsed, so they invented Saddam Hussein. Now that Saddam’s gone, the shadowy cabal who scuttles from the blazing light of Scheer’s brilliance like so man cockroaches needed another enemy for their Eternal War. So they invented Russia to be the new Saddam Hussein who himself the new Russia.
Yep, that’s the way it works. Russia is the new Russia because we really needed another Russia. Of course to do that, the neo-cons needed someone to step in front of the Russian bullet and dontcha know, those darned Georgians were just itching to take one in the brainpan!
Launch all patsy! For great justice!
Okay. Enough of my ranting. it’s time for some Ace.
Let’s be clear about what this sucker of cock just said: It is wrong for Georgia to expect that it can govern Georgian lands without risking a Soviet, ahem, Russian invasion; that to expect its own country to be free of foreign armies’ interference is, I shit you not, an “imperial design.”
Once a lefty Stalinist toe-sucker, always a lefty Stalinist toe-sucker. Russia’s not the one with imperial designs here; oh dear me, perish the thought! Sure, their armies are rolling into another sovereign country, but it’s the latter country that actually has “imperial designs” on keeping its own fucking territory.
According to Dr. Cranium and his ilk, Russia never invades or conquers other countries for sport and empire. Oh my, no.
But it does maintain of list of countries it might have to liberate with truth and tanks (but mostly tanks) and reserves the right to do so at times of its convenience.
Of course, as Ace notes earlier, that’s okay because in the Robert Scheer World Guidebook it clearly says that if you have a wax statue of Josef Stalin kicking around your country somewhere, it’s completely cool if Russia sends in a few thousand troops in and kicks you in the jewels.
What a maroon. What a ta-ra-ra-Goon-dee-ay.
Other Posts of Interest:
- Russia and Georgia Agree on a Tenative Cease-Fire, Former Soviet Satellites Join Saakashvili in Defiance of Putin
- Bush Excoriates Russia and Saakashvili Steels for the Fight. What Will Putin Do?
- A Return to Realpolitik?
Category: Alliances and Allies, Moonbat Nonsense
I read this and just shook my head. Liberalism truly is a disease. It must be awful to wake up angry, go through the day angry and go to bed angry. I almost feel sorry for these people.