Oh, dear. I have been found out! Robert McCain has read my post and found my not-so-secret racism.

This is obviously racism. Where do we find cocktail napkins? In bars. And why do guys go to bars? To pick up women. Hint, hint. The racism is subliminal, but it’s there. It’s got to be. Because the only reason anyone ever criticizes Obama is racism.

Well, if that’s the only reason, I suppose I must be, right? It certainly couldn’t be that you could find cocktail napkins, say, at gatherings of wealthy political donors all looking for a little quid pro quo in the form of kickbacks earmarks money bravely brought back home to a Senator’s wife’s employerl donor’s company home state.