Archive for August, 2008
Looking for Naked Sarah Palin Pictures?
Hmmm, so folks want to see Sarah Palin bikini pictures do they? Or maybe Sarah Palin nude or possibly even naked? Sorry, folks. I’m no help here. I am willing to link to my friend Robert McCain who has e-mailed the McCain campaign for such photographs, assuming they exist (and, who are we kidding? They [...]
This is Reason One Why Sarah Palin Was a Great Pick
You want to know the Number One reason why I think that Sarah Palin was a brilliant choice by John McCain? She is scaring the progressives to death. They have gone well past bowel-emptying fear straight to Level Four of the McCoy Freakout Scale. The amount of vicious flailing from the left in the past [...]
P. Diddy Examines John McCain, Proclaims Him “Buggin’ the F**k Out”
He’s funny because he’s barely articulate. Right in the middle of perhaps the most coherent analysis given by an Obama Supporter on John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin I’ve seen in two days, he uttered this gem that I’m fairly sure will not endear him to the likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. What [...]
Chad, Baby, Just Go Play Fooball, Okay?
You know how you get a nickname and you really like it, so you prefer to go by the nickname more than you do your real name sometimes? Yeah, well don’t do this. The Cincinnati Bengals receiver has legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco in Broward County, Fla., a switch that became [...]
OMFGBBQ!!!1!1 Sarah Palin’s Husband and Eldest Son Not Registered Republicans
When the MSM has gotten tired of wondering absently on every freaking newscast for the next month is Sarah Palin’s two years as Governor is enough experience, expect this to be the next line of attack. The Republican Party is in such bad shape that the VP nominee’s husband and oldest son aren’t even registered [...]
Attention PUMAs! Attention All PUMAs!
For those of you out there who are bitter that the candidate of Hope and Change decided to choose a snark-tongued Senate greyhead as his running mate instead of a woman, let me play a little “what if” game. Stick with me. It’ll pay off for you at the end. What if John McCain wins [...]
McCain’s Veep is Sarah Palin. Conservatives Rejoice. (Updated with Extra Democratic MSM Snarkiness. And Fred! And Van Palin!)
I have to admit, John McCain surprised me. I had really thought he’d go with one of his buddies (Ridge, Lieberman) or with a conventional pick (Pawlenty, Giuliani). But he didn’t. He picked Sarah Palin, someone new and exciting (though dig the unflattering picture at that link. You won’t be surprised what news organization is [...]
My McCain Veep Conjecture: I Want Palin
I haven’t made much of a secret about who I’d want to see John McCain pick at his running mate. I think Sarah Palin is a compelling choice for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is that her biggest weakness is one that Barack Obama can not attack without opening himself up [...]
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