Parents, Watch Your Racist Toddler!
Does your three yeard-old turn up her nose at Salsa. Does she give the poochy lip when you put that Curry Vindaloo in front of her?
You’d better keep a close eye on her. According to British authorities, she just might be a racist!
The National Children’s Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.
This could include a child of as young as three who says “yuk” in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food…
The guide goes on to warn that children might also “react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying ‘yuk’”.
According to the guide, you should condemn your child directly and specifically. I suggest such phrases as: “You will eat that tortilla or no white hood for a month!” or “Mommy is sad because you hate Pakistanis”.
It’s never too early to be programming your child to meekly accept everything an authority figure tells them to do. One day they will be adults and they’ll need that skill. Remember, crushing your child’s will now means fewer jackboots will be necessary when they are adults. I know it seems draconian, but one day, in the Brave New World of the progressive tomorrow, your efforts will be rewarded with utopia.
(via Jonah Goldberg)
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Category: The Rise of the Nanny State, The World At Large
Britain becomes more Orwellian with each passing breath.
Hmmm… Does this also apply to an Asian kid who might not like fish & chips?
It's okay when other cultures reject Western food.
Fish and Chips are the meal of the Oppressor.
[...] This one in England is a great example of the stupidity that exists in Europe [...]
[...] This one in England is a great example of the stupidity that exists in Europe [...]
When I was a kid, I only liked PB&J on white bread. Yes, that's right…I said "WHITE BRED". Shows you what kind of hater I am…LOL
[...] This one in England is a great example of the stupidity that exists in Europe [...]