What will happen when the two largest cults of personality in the Democratic party merge? I don’t know, but we’re about to find out.

Al Gore, leader of the Church of Global Warming is bringing his flock officially under the Church of the Chosen One. What are his reasons? Let me sum then up.

He has a movement that will change things. Movements are good. Change is good. Obama’s good. Give him your money.

If this is the launching of a new Progressive Superchurch, it’s off to one boring as hell beginning.

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10 Responses to “There is No Messiah but Obama and Al Gore is His Prophet”

  1. ChenZhen says:

    Jimmie- Instead of digging through your archives, I’ll just ask. Who were you supporting thru the primaries?

  2. MarkJ says:

    The Rolling Stone cover pic of Obama shown above is nothing short of creepy. Kind of reminds me of this:

    http://www.gendercide.org/imag.....leader.jpg

    or this:

    http://aes-nihil.com/Hitler.jpg

    No, I don’t think Obama is exactly like these guys. However, I daresay the glassy-eyed adulation of him by the supposedly sophisticated, saavy staff and readership of Rolling Stone is nothing short of disturbing.

  3. Mimi says:

    I’m of the belief that the Obamabots and the Gore-Holes are all one and the same. You see, as global warming theology achieved total, crushing, and final victory over the human spirit, Al Gore vanished back into his power-sucking fortress, and the Gore-Holes felt lost without having some vapid prick to follow around and defend.

    Now. Here’s where it gets interesting. If Al Gore is back in the game, then who will this shrill crowd of hystericals follow? Surely, there will be a liberal civil war!

  4. Jimmie says:

    I, personally, have been behind two candidates, Chen. During the Republican primaries, I endorsed Fred Thompson. After that primary was decided, I didn’t back anyone for a while, then decided that Hillary Clinton would get my vote.

    Now, I’m not voting for either candidate.

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  6. spoots says:

    “one boring as hell beginning”
    As opposed to the white-hot fervor that McCain engenders? {Snore}

  7. ChenZhen says:

    Clinton? I wouldn’t have guessed that. You pulling my leg?

  8. Jimmie says:

    Nope. Seriously. Had she hung in and won the nomination, I would have voted for her.

    It wouldn’t have been because I dig her policies. I don’t. I just believe that it’s less likely that damaging policies would get passed if she were the one doing the proposing.

  9. Lori says:

    Clinton was the least smelly of the 3 turds left floating….

  10. Gina says:

    What’s most disturbing is how Obama is above reproach. It’s become almost blasphemy to criticize him in anyway. Kudos to John Stewart for pointing this out in his comedy routine, but he’ll probably catch flack for that, just like the rest of us. It’s as if Obama has been packaged and sold to us as some kind of diety, when he’s nothing more than a junior senator, with a thin resume, who voted present a hundred times at his job.

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