Archive for May, 2008

Dumber than Dan Quayle? With that Many "Duh-bamas", You Have to Say Yes.

Dumber than Dan Quayle? With that Many "Duh-bamas", You Have to Say Yes.

| May 26, 2008 | 9 Replies

After this campaign, I swear, I don’t want to hear one more person crack wise about Dan Quayle ever again. Quayle had a couple very unfortunate gaffes and was forever painted as immature and plain old dumb. Barack Obama, on the other hand, has enough gaffes to his credit to start a fleet of charter […]

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Jimmy Carter Goes All-In with Evil

Jimmy Carter Goes All-In with Evil

| May 26, 2008 | 4 Replies

Sweet Mother of God, what does Jimmy Carter think he’s doing? Over the weekend he decided not only to reveal that Israel does have nuclear weapons (something that Israel has never revealed) but also to reveal exactly how many they have. This comes after his breathtakingly stupid turn as Hamas’ unofficial ambassador. What’s his next […]

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Another Phoenix Has Landed…on Mars

Another Phoenix Has Landed…on Mars

| May 26, 2008 | Reply

I must say, for as much trash as I have talked about NASA’s limited vision of space explorations these days, they do seem to be getting an awfully big bang for the pittance we allot them. They, in cooperation with the Canadian Space Agency and two American universities, have landed the Phoenix Mars Lander. Unlike […]

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Quiznos' Subs are Tastier Anyhow (UPDATED: Scholastic makes a Faux Apology)

Quiznos' Subs are Tastier Anyhow (UPDATED: Scholastic makes a Faux Apology)

| May 26, 2008 | 7 Replies

It’s probably just as well that Subway decided to shut out home-schoolers in the Untied (sic) States. I like Quiznos’ subs better and, as of today, they’re still running their $5 foot-long sub deal, too. It probably wouldn’t hurt to let you local neighborhood Quiznos know just why they’re getting your business either. UPDATE: via […]

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Memorial Day 2008

Memorial Day 2008

| May 26, 2008 | 1 Reply

It’s Memorial Day and I’m pretty much going to take most of the day off from blogging. My local baseball team is in town and I have pretty good seats, so I’ll be spending the afternoon at the ballpark. I’ll also be spending some time this morning in prayer for the friends and families of […]

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"Good Morning, whatever the name of this hick racist town is!"

"Good Morning, whatever the name of this hick racist town is!"

| May 24, 2008 | 2 Replies

I used to wonder if Obama had a mind nimble enough to be President. Now, I’m wondering if he has enough on the ball to be a moderately successful contestant on “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”. Behold, the Obamessiah’s fearsom grasp of where the hell he is on any given day. At first, […]

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Yes, Maryland Drivers Stink. But I Can Help!

Yes, Maryland Drivers Stink. But I Can Help!

| May 24, 2008 | Reply

This surprises me not at all. A survey commissioned by General Motors Acceptance Corp. ranks Maryland motorists near the bottom when it comes to the knowledge of driving laws. In the Atlanta-based financial giant’s fourth annual National Drivers Test, Kansas placed first at 84 percent for most knowledgeable drivers, Maryland ranks No. 42 — and […]

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Oh, Come On People. Is This the Best Thing We Can Find to Talk About? Seriously?

Oh, Come On People. Is This the Best Thing We Can Find to Talk About? Seriously?

| May 23, 2008 | 6 Replies

Much, and I mean much, is being made of this comment by Hillary Clinton today. “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it,” she said, […]

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Obama's Better than McCain Because Republicans Will Oppose Obama

Obama's Better than McCain Because Republicans Will Oppose Obama

| May 23, 2008 | 3 Replies

Okay, I buy that Ed Morrissey really beleives what he’s saying, but it doesn’t make any sense to me. After November 5th, either Barack Obama or John McCain will be President. We can be politically correct and claim that Bob Barr or Ralph Nader could somehow overcome the combined weight of the Republican and Democratic […]

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McCain Campaign: Don't Believe Your Lying Eyes. Believe Us!

McCain Campaign: Don't Believe Your Lying Eyes. Believe Us!

| May 23, 2008 | 2 Replies

According to the McCain campaign, the whole brouhaha this morning over his immigration reform statements is just a big nothing. Jim Geraghty called the campaign and they assure him that the statements were “poorly worded”. Pardon my language here, folks, but that’s bullshit. Let’s go back and review his quotes: I believe we have to […]

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