“Good Morning, whatever the name of this hick racist town is!”

I used to wonder if Obama had a mind nimble enough to be President. Now, I’m wondering if he has enough on the ball to be a moderately successful contestant on “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”.

Behold, the Obamessiah’s fearsom grasp of where the hell he is on any given day.

At first, it seemed as if Barack Obama might just be speaking figuratively, as is his wont sometimes. “How’s it going, Sunshine? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody. It’s good to be in Sunshine!” Obama declared on taking the stage this afternoon for a rally at the BankAtlantic Arena in Broward County, Fla., just west of Ft. Lauderdale.

…[T]hen he said it again, and again — “When we are unified sunshine, nobody can stop us!” — and it became clear: Obama thought he was in Sunshine, Fla. But he was not. He was in Sunrise, the name given to this particular swath of South Florida palm trees, bungalows and outlet stores.

It’s not like this is the first time he’s done something like this. It’s not even the third or fourth.

You’d figure a guy of his Deity status might have figured out that he could write the name of the town on the palm of his hand or something. Hasn’t he heard of a Post-It note or do they only dell them out here in the land of beer-swilling, cousing-loving, gun-fondling racist hicks? They make them really small these days, small enough that you can palm one and no one would be the wiser. I bet he might even have time to practice palming it and dumping it in his pocket while he was on a campaign bus or one of his chartered airplane flights. I mean, if he can take valuable time away from profiling in front of his MSM fangirls.

(via Michelle “Oops, He Did It Again” Malkin)

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• Obama’s Not Dumb. He Just Doesn’t Care
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